If you can't find your bones, drink two beers and a Monster. You will be able to feel them! - ThreadSky

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eldritchbread.bsky.social • 137 days ago

If you can't find your bones, drink two beers and a Monster.

You will be able to feel them!

What if the monster fights back?

I don't think a slime would appreciate getting chased with a straw.

Its a matter of will. Do ya want to find your bones or not?

Why does the loaf of bread have bones 😭

You say this like I haven't sent you my spine

You’re right. I really do need to make a habit of looking at it more often 🩻

Better question, why does the loaf of bread need Monster and beer to feel th3m?

Look...

*runs away*

Dang, that’s one fast loaf of bread 🥹

Wouldnt he be more...hopping away?

*yells from a distance*
ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!

A lesson on eldritch anatomy and physiology is greatly needed!

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