1. Curly Fries
2. Waffle Fries – yay holes
3. Crinkle-Cut Fries – Budget accordion
4. Shoestring Fries – Malnourished
5. Steak Fries – Eat the rich
6. Belgian Fries – fritten
7. Tater Tots – counts as fry
8. Sweet Potato Fries
9. Loaded Fries
10. Wedges - mostly potato