Yeah we are on video call and I literally watched them sleep through a category 4 or 5 earthquake π
Someone literally punched them in the gut to wake them up and they slept for another 6 hours and then woke up and had bad tummy pain but no idea why π
In your and possibly my own defense, a Mattress is a collection of shock absorbers and foam. It's extremely reasonable not to feel an earthquake in bed
If i ever get a gf, this is the method she's gonna need
Being a really heavy sleeper is a double-edged sword that often proves to cause nothing but pain
Imagine this, but from a feisty fluffy black cat hurtling up the stairs launching itself from the top step to fly over the landing and into the bedroom before crashing down on your asleep self, at 3 or 4am.
A Great method.
If they sleep like the dead I also recommend using their arm to cause them to slap themselves in the face repeatedly and walk away as they finally stir. My partner would eventually say βwhy does my face hurt?β Answer: βYou slapped yourself.β Technically correct.
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Someone literally punched them in the gut to wake them up and they slept for another 6 hours and then woke up and had bad tummy pain but no idea why π
I wake up from a gentle breeze on my window π
Being a really heavy sleeper is a double-edged sword that often proves to cause nothing but pain
I agree
If they sleep like the dead I also recommend using their arm to cause them to slap themselves in the face repeatedly and walk away as they finally stir. My partner would eventually say βwhy does my face hurt?β Answer: βYou slapped yourself.β Technically correct.