Vile: "I didn't realize I was into dudes until I was in my 20s"
Me: "I dunno, I feel like everyone can look back in their past and have a moment of 'oh yeah this thing I did in highschool was pretty gay"
Vile: "Well yeah I kissed a dude in highschool, it didn't count"
Me: "YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT"