Don't worry, day I turned 18 I was building ultra festival. Guy kept asking me my name, so we played the guessing game. Kept giving me 27, 30, 32
N I couldn't anymore so I told em nah 17.
N he was just like no, I don't believe you. Went back and forth til they had me show my id (covered good bits)
They laughed and went back n said your not 17 over n over again. Felt like I was being messed with, and checked my id, but literally my eyes wouldn't register anything from feeling gaslit, then they said dude, it's your birthday your 18.
Suddenly the birth date was legible again n I was like oh shit
As in I literally cannot. Your birthday is not for another 47 hours and you are actually turning 23. I believe this with my whole heart and you cannot sway me otherwise.
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happy birthday
N I couldn't anymore so I told em nah 17.
N he was just like no, I don't believe you. Went back and forth til they had me show my id (covered good bits)
Suddenly the birth date was legible again n I was like oh shit
Also
(It is your birthday)
(Learning that I'm older than people freaks me out fr)
I MEANT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
also i'll be honest, i thought you're older. like, maybe 24 or 25. no offense, but i couldn't believe i'm older than you (if even by one year) lol
As in I literally cannot. Your birthday is not for another 47 hours and you are actually turning 23. I believe this with my whole heart and you cannot sway me otherwise.
(Oh god, you're making me feel so fucking old, haha)
Either way, happy birthday!
NOW