Is it time to dust off my “never spoken to a child in his life” Stepdad Ed fic notes? Ed, whose heart is in the right place but is bringing THIS kind of energy w/Louis & Alma?
Sidenote: if anyone has any “wholesome dirtbag adult role model” stories they don’t mind sharing for fic purposes…lmk 👀
Sidenote: if anyone has any “wholesome dirtbag adult role model” stories they don’t mind sharing for fic purposes…lmk 👀
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Learn what Dad?!?
i’ve always thought i’d be this kind of aunt but when my niece was born i realized i have no clue what to do with a child 🤡 an i still have no idea
“Outside.”
“Where outside?”
“Down by the water. On the beach.”
“Ed. You have to watch them near the water. Louis doesn’t know how to swim.”
“They’re on the beach, not in the ocean.”
“Edward!”
“I told them to stay out of the water.”
“And children always listen, right?”
(They handled it so well but it’s so scary but instantly funny)
like plucking a dog out of a box of puppies.
until some kids told the school i'd been kidnapped.
he showed up with 2 other guys from who belong to... lets say a motor cycle club with a penchant for theology... and impolitely asked these kids to vacate the premises