No you went to the fancy restaurant and accidentally set your scarf on fire on the candle… - ThreadSky

columnist.bsky.social • 17 hours ago

No you went to the fancy restaurant and accidentally set your scarf on fire on the candle…

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alasdairmsmith.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Did you scarf the food?

guitarmoog.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Rapid unscheduled incendiary event.

Hope it wasn’t a very favourite scarf.

lostindisco.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Sorry but……..a welcome chuckle

drakobangz.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I said it would be a hot date….

ak865.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Did they serve it with a jus and charge you two hundred quid for it?

columnist.bsky.social•17 hours ago

The flaming scarf had actually to be stamped on the ground, sparks, cinders everywhere.

thatsoph.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Noooooooooo

donnad.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Always an attention seeker!

columnist.bsky.social•17 hours ago

🔥

donnad.bsky.social•17 hours ago

🙄

k8tshires.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Donna, who tried to burn down the resto?

smfbooth.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Ok the scarf caught fire but can you give us the heads up on investment strategy?

shadowhedgie8.bsky.social•16 hours ago

As an occasional fancy restaurant enjoyer, I live for moments like this. Thank you for your service

juneussell.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Is there a video?

drjennings.bsky.social•17 hours ago

That just sounds flamboyant.

simonwhiteley6.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Taking flambeing at the table to a new level. Supposed to let the staff do it.

chrisjones1.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Voilà, monsieur, la cravate flambée

aardgoose.info•17 hours ago

Just don't try to emulate Isadora Duncan next. That would not be good.

greyskiesthinking.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I can eat my/dinner in a fancy/rest-aur-ant/but I can't refrain/from setting my scarf on fire.

columnist.bsky.social•17 hours ago

IKR

docfelladay.bsky.social•17 hours ago

I would help douse the fire with my tie that has been soaking in my soup for five minutes.

invalid-handle.com•17 hours ago

These fancy restaurants sometimes get a bit funny if you bring your own things and cook them at the table…

Hope it tasted good. The food not the scarf

antwhite.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Did anyone say "I'll have what she's having"?

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