I've never had Christmas Carolers, but every year I'm so terrified they'll show up. - ThreadSky

hexxmaniac.bsky.social • 75 days ago

I've never had Christmas Carolers, but every year I'm so terrified they'll show up.

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There are rules against heckling them... there is heckling on Muppet Christmas Carol, so heckling is a part of christmas.

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

But that feels so mean 😭

killingicons.bsky.social•75 days ago

Honestly I've only heard 2 sets of Carolers in my life and they were both really good groups, but it really is kinda awkward.

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•74 days ago

Do they make eye contact?

snarkysunbro.bsky.social•75 days ago

Never once experienced them in my life. Can't imagine them ever doing the thing in bigger cities.

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

Wouldn't it be more likely cause they are more choir groups?

snarkysunbro.bsky.social•75 days ago

You'd think, but I can't say I've ever really lived in a "nice" city either. 😅

mikeygorman.com•75 days ago

These ones are slightly less scary.

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

Aww I hope I get them!

rcymozart.bsky.social•75 days ago

Demanding figgy pudding.

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

If they sing about it they better bring some

rcymozart.bsky.social•75 days ago

Exactly.

thepicklecourt.bsky.social•75 days ago

Given that I live by a church, the chances of that happening are high for me lol

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

Good luck 🫡

thesem.bsky.social•75 days ago

I’ve been caroling a couple times with the Girl Scouts as a teen but never got carolers

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

Did you have fun? Were people nice?

thesem.bsky.social•75 days ago

I did! And yeah people were nice

shinobibryant.bsky.social•75 days ago

It'd be the feeling of watching
People sing happy birthday to you on steroids.

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

😭 my worst nightmare

englebert3rd.bsky.social•75 days ago

Why be terrified when you can be the terrifier? Cosplay as Art the Clown.

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

😂 do you think they'll wait for me to do my make up?

brinkofgaming.bsky.social•75 days ago

Just keep a squirt gun at the ready!

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

😅 That would be hilarious but I could never

brinkofgaming.bsky.social•75 days ago

I talk a big game, but I couldn't do it either 😆 I like thinking troll-y thoughts but very rarely act on them

neko.collects.games•75 days ago

That’s dark. I love it.

oneofthegoodpauls.bsky.social•75 days ago

Just gotta keep a bowl of candy by the door and ask em who are they dressed as this year

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

😂 that's perfect

ragesqwirrel.bsky.social•75 days ago

And new phobia unlocked. That would be horrible.

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

The urge to flee vs the need to be polite

redletrcrusader.bsky.social•70 days ago

If you don't have some figgy pudding at the ready, they are never going to leave.

fishst1ck.bsky.social•75 days ago

Don't give me a new phobia. I already dislike people ringing the doorbell in the evening, having them sing too 🫠

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

Good thing I never answer the door 😂

locolizardman.bsky.social•75 days ago

Sounds like a good new horror movie idea

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

Actually not a bad idea...

thejolson.bsky.social•75 days ago

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'D BE AFRAID LOOK AT THE CHRISTMAS CHEER THEY BRING!

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

Are they trying to indoctrinate me into a cult?

thejolson.bsky.social•75 days ago

THEY JUST WANNA SING GOOD KING WENCESLAS ANGIE DANG

megamachina.bsky.social•75 days ago

I've had them once. I shut the door in their face, because I'm not dealing with that. Yes I was rude, but I don't care in that one moment 😂

hexxmaniac.bsky.social•75 days ago

😅 I would not be able to

megamachina.bsky.social•75 days ago

I would normally be on your side. But the amount of times I've had people asking for roofing work at my door, or asking me to switch my internet service provider, or any such people have come to my front door, it's kinda dulled my caring towards people at my door 😂

shinobibryant.bsky.social•75 days ago

That's so annoying. I try to be polite and respectful to everyone, but not in those situations, especially when I have a "no-soliciting" sign out. Don't knock at my door trying to sell me things.. If I need it, I'll find it myself.

megamachina.bsky.social•75 days ago

One guy even tried to get me to grab my phone so we can "do an internet speed check".

I'm not leaving my unlocked door with a stranger while I grab my phone 😂