All I really want is to someday own property that makes teenagers think they’re going to be murdered the moment they step foot on it. - ThreadSky

moviehooligan.bsky.social • 100 days ago

All I really want is to someday own property that makes teenagers think they’re going to be murdered the moment they step foot on it.

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kyleoddson.bsky.social•100 days ago

I don’t know man; I have a front yard full of trash because of the wind and careless garbage workers; I’ve dug several large pits in my backyard during day and night; I still get teenage summer job solicitors. If they’re afraid then they don’t show it

kyleoddson.bsky.social•100 days ago

Huh. Wait, surely there are (good?) horror movies where the villain just lives in an apartment. Not stuff like REC, or even Rosemary’s Baby.
Like, “Dave’s Apartment”, which too few people seem to *leave*… does that exist? I can’t think of anything like that

heatdeathdesign.bsky.social•100 days ago

As a person that lives on that kind of property; it's overrated.

You can buy it though.

There is a bit of snow.

hazelazureus.bsky.social•100 days ago

taking this to mean he has pre-ww2 plumbing like i do

heatdeathdesign.bsky.social•100 days ago

No, it's actually modern plumbing, and I cleaned them out last month.

It's my yard sculptures that seem to be an issue. Too many human skulls.

stealthisbook.bsky.social•100 days ago

Really picks up my mood to look back on every rundown scary rental I've lived in and imagining the fun slasher movie I could've made if I had homeowner money