There will be Yuletide carols.
At Yuletide.
It is not Yuletide.
It won't be Yuletide for weeks.
So there won't be carols for weeks.
Because it's not Yuletide.
What is it not?
Yuletide.
Got it?
Has it sunk in yet?
Can you hear carols?
No.
Because
IT - IS - NOT - FUCKING - YULTIDE!
At Yuletide.
It is not Yuletide.
It won't be Yuletide for weeks.
So there won't be carols for weeks.
Because it's not Yuletide.
What is it not?
Yuletide.
Got it?
Has it sunk in yet?
Can you hear carols?
No.
Because
IT - IS - NOT - FUCKING - YULTIDE!
Comments
Fetch the meds, quickly.
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care for early Yuletide nonsense
underneath any sort of coniferous tree
I just want to avoid this song
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for early references to it is…
Yule is December 21st, 2024
Yuletide is December 21st, 2024 - January 1, 2025
#JustSaying
On what @wulfhelm.bsky.social pays?
Just hearing that word risks giving him an aneurysm.
Or summat.
*they all sound very much like a cat with its unmentionables caught in a revolving door.
How is beyond me as I can't carry a tune in a bucket, so messing with one is like witchcraft to me
https://youtu.be/VB7sxeRAqd0?feature=shared
AT YULETIDE
Evening sir, sticky bed again was it? 🙂
D' you know, your such a Yuletide curmudgeon I'm going to *call* you Christmas. And all I want for, Christmas, is you to call off that nice man in the leathern apron.
Oh Misery, the sounds of the Duty Torturer roasting the identically-named Danish festive visitors from Norfolk - Hark! the Harald Angles Singe!
(just look at the audience.Wow!)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e72tG80LmsU
Splash the halls with AB minus
Fa, la, la, la, la, & stab, stab, stab!
'Tis the season for a bloodbath
Fa, la, la, la, la, & stab, stab, stab!
Don we now our butchers' apron,
Fa, la, la, la, la, & stab, stab, stab!
Troll the ancient Bloodmonth anthem
etc.
Now. @dutytorturer.bsky.social, I think Rooty has too many testicles. What could be done about this?
Christmas markets are open here. It was 17 degrees today.