Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can.
"Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?"
"Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with DOCUMENTS!"
"Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?"
"Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with DOCUMENTS!"
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Wyatt Sinclair
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
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