Could someone come to my house and fix it so that whenever the kitchen scissors are removed from the kitchen, the WiFi goes off? I think that would solve the problem. - ThreadSky

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deanvipond.bsky.social • 168 days ago

Could someone come to my house and fix it so that whenever the kitchen scissors are removed from the kitchen, the WiFi goes off? I think that would solve the problem.

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accessibleweb.bsky.social•167 days ago

Whoever has the scissors could cut the cable to the router - not sure if that is the solution you are after though. 😀

spencerturner.bsky.social•167 days ago

I’ll be right over…as soon as in get my best scissors back from our son’s girlfriends car…(been a couple of weeks now so don’t hold your breath!)

deanvipond.bsky.social•167 days ago

Hahahaha!

mynameismartin.co.uk•168 days ago

We went down the route of buying a dozen pairs of scissors for the kitchen. Still can’t find a pair when I need them

deanvipond.bsky.social•168 days ago

Sometimes brute-forcing a problem just doesn’t solve it, does it?

mynameismartin.co.uk•168 days ago

I dunno man I reckon 10 or 20 more pairs might do it

rufflemuffin.bsky.social•168 days ago

This but for keys being put into the ‘key bowl’ 😂

cawston.bsky.social•168 days ago

This but also for the phone charger.

deanvipond.bsky.social•168 days ago

Twitching at your singular “the” when talking phone chargers. I can’t accept that level of risk.

cawston.bsky.social•168 days ago

There are multiple chargers. All not be found in the location they are supposed to be.

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