I’m still laughing that they’re sending Usha Vance to Greenland instead of JD. What a farce. 🤣 - ThreadSky

wargle1970.bsky.social•4 days ago

This may be her chance to dump that idiot traitor!

What kind of man sends his wife and small child to an isolated island where the indigenous population overwhelmingly hate you?

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alloutof-bubblegum.bsky.social•4 days ago

Watch this weird AI sounding video they made where she's reading cue cards and taking odd pauses. And that fake smile at the end...

Reminds me of the weird video filmed in a kitchen some time ago...probably the same team!

https://youtu.be/mzTFTYjfClY?t=197

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alloutof-bubblegum.bsky.social•4 days ago

The other creepy fuck haha

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tianaadams.bsky.social•4 days ago

Like wtf is she supposed to do?!😭

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snydersm.bsky.social•4 days ago

Mingle?

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tianaadams.bsky.social•4 days ago

💀💀no one wants to talk to her

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macmargi.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m watching “The Empress” on Netflix right now where everyone who addresses ANYone in the Royal family must call them “Your Imperial Highness” each and every time. I wonder if this is what Usha will expect?

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markgzy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Will the boo-ing be any less?

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amemenas.bsky.social•4 days ago

Did you see her video? Looked like she made it under duress.

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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•3 days ago

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artmobboss.bsky.social•3 days ago

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acciostickthing.bsky.social•3 days ago

They can't send the couchbanging Weirdo. No one likes him.

#OttomanTorgo

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jdscouch.bsky.social•3 days ago

Now he will be alone with me...great 🙄

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yunkeroo.bsky.social•4 days ago

No other republican has a passport?

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sharonrmecfs.bsky.social•3 days ago

I think she does what she is told no questions asked.
I mean it’s J.D. she is married to.

Hopefully Denmark and Greenland don’t allow the assholes in.

Trump US needs to apologize and show respect for sovereignty.

Trump needs to apologize to Canada too!

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itsnotbread.bsky.social•4 days ago

Was Vermont a practice run?

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itsnotbread.bsky.social•4 days ago

His new couch gets delivered tomorrow!

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dystopianmumma07.bsky.social•4 days ago

I hope they lock her out

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jmullin99.bsky.social•3 days ago

Aside from being ignored, Usha Vance’s biggest risk in going to Greenland is that when she comes back ICE locks her up for looking like a foreigner.

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cdnhelp.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe a welcome vacation for her. Get away from the hillbilly for awhile.

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foglightmj.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is he hoping for a "create stories" moment where he claims his family was somehow victimized by anyone who protests the idea of the U.S. stealing their land and taking away their sovereignty?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jd-vance-ukraine-protest-daughter-b2711564.html

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d-a-d.bsky.social•4 days ago

"...and no, my dick is not even that big. The couch barely felt it."

- Jump DaCouch Vance

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caulfieldl.bsky.social•4 days ago

Usha and Son!

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d-a-d.bsky.social•4 days ago

...sending or deporting?

Don't forget that according to Trump, she's eligible for deportation...

😁

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feelingantsy.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s not that brown people can’t be right wing, discriminatory arseholes (exhibit 1: Kemi Badenoch) but I do wonder what Usha Vance makes of her husband.

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gpswenson.bsky.social•4 days ago

She is likely a better diplomat.
He's kind of a clod.

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texascajun72.bsky.social•3 days ago

That she’s the supposed most likable one to smooth things over tells you how chocked to the brim this administration is with annoying sacks of shit.

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haroldpotstain.bsky.social•4 days ago

IT's a setup. They'll come back with some made up story, she was disrespected. Get all the MAGA idiots roused up, twitter will b full of aroused MAGA nummies. ITs a ruse, to get people to overlook when Trump attempts something truly despicable. Wont work. Glad to have found Bluesky, X is a cesspool

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lolap.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wait till she tries to re-enter the US

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cynwells.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is this a joke? Looney Tunes every day!

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bluewind55.bsky.social•4 days ago

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parimoonforestalt.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah isn't an Ary@n trad-wife supposed to be home with the kids?

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drew04.bsky.social•4 days ago

#UshaVancetoGreenland
JD Vance's Wife Visits Greenland As He Talks Up 'Territorial Interest'
Published Mar 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM EDT
https://www.newsweek.com/usha-vance-visit-greenland-trump-2049439

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hopehimars.bsky.social•4 days ago

She is a lot smarter than this dumbass

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dl8807.bsky.social•3 days ago

She used to work for Brett Kavanaugh so I wouldn't say she's that smart.

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hopehimars.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's all relative.
Which one is smarter ?

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dl8807.bsky.social•3 days ago

She's still a stupid cunt though.

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hopehimars.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh Definitely !
And a NAZI !

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feddog.bsky.social•3 days ago

hun er ikke blevet inviteret

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ward920.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think she’s way smarter

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jsewtz.bsky.social•4 days ago

Don't think JD leaves the US. Hasnt been to Ukraine either.

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dfourny.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bc JD Vance would be shot with a crossbow and skinned within 24 hrs. He’s radioactive there. (And he’s a coward).

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mezzerzmitt.bsky.social•3 days ago

Think JD is very busy. Already preparing invasions for Panama, Canada and Mexico.

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justme113.bsky.social•3 days ago

I personally don’t find it funny at all.
It’s aggressive, disrespectful and just plain wrong.

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con24.bsky.social•4 days ago

So what do they say to a lady who wants to take away their country.

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derdudeisback.bsky.social•4 days ago

To put down a man, who is fighting for his country and need America badly, he could be the strong man…
But to show up in Greenland, after he talks shit about allies, the balls aren’t exists!

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middlerage.bsky.social•4 days ago

Where’s Melania? She didn’t want to go?

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nb-photo-bsud.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/nb-photo-bsud.bsky.social/post/3ll5d3g7rsk2e

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bigchil.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe they think his wife will be better than her husband’s sour puss demeanour.

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doge-bag.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m not sure it’s a total farce though. Their talk about Greenland is not just hyperbole. I think some kind of annexation will really be attempted

After all, Trump admin & DOGE need a foreign conquest to distract Americans from the total destruction they’re wreaking at home

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hopehimars.bsky.social•4 days ago

And risk a war with Europe ?

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doge-bag.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well. The tech bros in the US want their rare earths. So they can accomplish two or three things at once.

Distract people from the ransacking at home. Get many folks at home to feel some degree of patriotism as we annex a new territory. And get the rare earths for the robber barons

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hopehimars.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/youranoncentral.bsky.social/post/3ll3sva5pyc2u

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hopehimars.bsky.social•4 days ago

All that will accomplish is a violent civil war inside the US and a simultaneous WWIII with Europe and Canada.

I don't think they have really thought this one through.

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doge-bag.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah. Hard to know what they think through or not. For example, why is making social security benefits harder to get for millions of people who earned them a “good” idea?

Anyway he got the idea to purchase Greenland from his friend Ronald Lauder back sometime between 2016 & 2019 during his 1st term

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vesemir66.bsky.social•4 days ago

JD is hated in all languages and cultures. That "My momma fucked a beaver" look with eyeliner says "I'm not well mentally"

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robocopperpot.bsky.social•3 days ago

Well it's Easter sales at the furniture store.......

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shadowartist.bsky.social•4 days ago

She is not an official.

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lauriedarln.bsky.social•3 days ago

What a waste of taxpayer money !

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katsygrace.bsky.social•3 days ago

Why not send Elon with his baby human shield?

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angelalangford81.bsky.social•4 days ago

They are using that. If anyone says they are racist, with the shit thats been going on, sending an Indian-American will tone that down. She's just a pawn

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fraziberry.bsky.social•3 days ago

Their objective is preposterous. But they are sending her because they know JD has the likability of a canker sore.

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mtnrider.bsky.social•3 days ago

Maybe she’ll asylum from her marriage 🤣

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snydersm.bsky.social•4 days ago

Isn’t she busy being on the board of The Kennedy Center?

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hardciderblues.bsky.social•3 days ago

I hope she is treated in the same manner as the United States treats immigrants.

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dl8807.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hopefully she gets sent to El Salvador

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techwitch.bsky.social•4 days ago

They should deny her entry

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am-mccarthy.bsky.social•4 days ago

She really doesn't care about what her children will be subjected to in the future.

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quirkygrrrl.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why do you think that is? They think she'll get a better reception?

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madamechapeau.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don't see why she shouldn't be denied entry. Not that she's coming with the best intentions...

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maichalee.bsky.social•4 days ago

This entire administration is a rich boy frat party. Fucking ridiculous.

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aajonesy68.bsky.social•3 days ago

She is being deported.

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rationalpear.bsky.social•4 days ago

i hope she can still get back in the country. she better have deleted all those txts with JD about Trump being the next hitler.

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bogyankee.bsky.social•4 days ago

Think ICE will let her back in the country?

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gogge12.bsky.social•4 days ago

Should the Danes and Greenlanders say: SAY THANK YOU😉

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revbug.bsky.social•3 days ago

Reportedly, JD is having issues with not getting the attention he feels he deserves. He is targeting Musk.

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crinoidsoup.bsky.social•4 days ago

Her carpet gonna be shorter than li'l Marco's🤣

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judithkh1951.bsky.social•3 days ago

Why the hell would Greenland allow her in the country? Don't let her enter! WTF????

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piercingsnip.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe while she’s there she applies for asylum in Denmark.

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dl8807.bsky.social•3 days ago

She worked for Brett Kavanaugh she's not innocent.

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micheljacques.bsky.social•4 days ago

I do hope people will be throwing eggs …

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defiantoneks.bsky.social•4 days ago

would be funny if they detained her coming back. deport her to El Salvador with the other brown people who did nothing wrong.

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mikepusateri.bsky.social•4 days ago

Greenland should Usha her right oughta there

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murphee4.bsky.social•4 days ago

Deport her to India, by way of a long layover in Siberia.

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bbcrankyb4covfefe.bsky.social•4 days ago

A-1 tweet. 👏

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cracklytoes.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is a machiavellian calculated appeal to the Kalaallit Tunumiit and Inughuit indigenous peoples of Greenland saying in effect "See-all Americans aren't white fascist tools, some are brown" and/or "The about to be American Imperial Queen graciously offers herself up for your admiration."😂

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robertaao.bsky.social•4 days ago

They must think she'll be better liked and received.

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ssstephanie.bsky.social•3 days ago

That Vermont trip must've really did a number on him

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sile7.bsky.social•4 days ago

Do they actually think she will get a warm welcome?

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equinecoaching.bsky.social•4 days ago

She is brown and they are mostly indigenous (Inuit). I guess they are “trying that”.

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cmaguire3.bsky.social•4 days ago

Greenlanders, usha is just as horrible as her misogynist husband. Do NOT trust her. Boo her out of your country. Make her leave. Make sure she knows you want nothing to do with traitor trump and nazi musk.

💙 Sane Americans

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9thof9.bsky.social•4 days ago

I had to look up 'who is Usha?"

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cmaguire3.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂👍🏻

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chris-howell.bsky.social•4 days ago

Allowing yourself to be shipped to Greenland in March to keep your husband’s boss happy is ultimate trad wife status

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paixday.bsky.social•2 days ago

But why Usha and not Melania? Because Melania has put her foot down and said she's not playing anymore (unless she gets paid a lot more 🤑)

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imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•4 days ago

Who?

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toddadam.bsky.social•3 days ago

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skylarkv.bsky.social•4 days ago

I mean, TBF, she's an attorney. Maybe she knows something we don't about Greenland divorce law.

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superslim.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lets hope she gets the Vermont welcome

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brad-of-kauai.bsky.social•4 days ago

I wonder if she will ask Greenlanders if they have even thanked America yet?

😶

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pepe-mccormack.bsky.social•4 days ago

Maybe she ghostwrote Hailbilly Eulogy too.

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madgreek2024.bsky.social•4 days ago

I hope those savages there don't eat her, or worse, throw her a party.

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liisalee.bsky.social•4 days ago

She'll get a good night's sleep and no one to steal her eyeliner.....

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0414jla3791.bsky.social•4 days ago

Might as well call her Asma at this point

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deliriumbob.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yes!

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dawncuds.bsky.social•4 days ago

I guess they couldn’t afford Melania.

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tam61.bsky.social•4 days ago

Aw spring break vacation

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stc44.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sorry, Melania was too expensive….

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hmullphoto.bsky.social•4 days ago

He's sending his maid to do his job, as usual.

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shininghill.bsky.social•4 days ago

Lindsey is probably meeting her there on his was back from Muscova

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reinhardt-dog.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thought we were needing to cut expenditures, not spend millions more? Lots of do as I say, not as I do going on.

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timamcc1958.bsky.social•3 days ago

She’s probably just glad to get away from those ass-clowns.

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iq38.bsky.social•4 days ago

So I'd like to know who at the American Coagulate made that "donation" to the dog sled race organizers and all of a sudden Usha, the national security advisor Waltz and a delegation is descending on Greenland. Sounds like a bribe to me. Now DK has to spend $$ sending security to Greenland!

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leelaurie.bsky.social•4 days ago

Will ICE hold her at airport then deport her.

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deborahrz.bsky.social•4 days ago

Would have been a LOT of points for DEI - if it were still a thing.

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edenarachnelatro.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's a worse posting than the one Kimberley Guilfoyle got when Don Jr got a new squeeze.

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antifatina.bsky.social•4 days ago

I can't believe she sold her soul.

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dl8807.bsky.social•3 days ago

She worked for Brett Kavanaugh I doubt she ever had a soul to begin with.

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antifatina.bsky.social•3 days ago

Truth

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luvsdragonfly8.bsky.social•4 days ago

They think she is more likable. They are wrong. She is complicit, she is not a victim, she knows who and what she married. I hope their couch is leather…

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obliques.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/bradmossesq.bsky.social/post/3ll3nljei2k2e

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wangchungyooon.bsky.social•3 days ago

Deport Usha and Melania now!!! Hurry up already! …..we want these traitors out yesterday!! https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/melania-trump-first-lady-deportation-priority-donald-immigration-rules-modelling-work-visa-us-president-a7597221.html

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very-mary.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh that's who that is. Twat

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teroterotero.bsky.social•4 days ago

What if some kid throws a penguin egg at a US Marshall and that is the casus belli? I just have this premonition

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boulevaardvark.bsky.social•4 days ago

Just sayin'-

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notmyvote.bsky.social•3 days ago

Vance likes to hide behind his wife and children.

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emilyro.bsky.social•3 days ago

After he throws them under the bus.

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socaldude11.bsky.social•4 days ago

JD would probably get beat up over there

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1fastrex.bsky.social•3 days ago

They want to put a kinder gentler face at the head of their fascist aggression.

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justjack01.bsky.social•3 days ago

they are afraid of getting poisoned.

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aparent1y.bsky.social•4 days ago

MAGA tantrum about DEI coming any minute now…

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lincynity.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's probably so he can cry about protesters "abusing" his wife and kid and play victim.

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kv417.bsky.social•4 days ago

Greenland like “Sending us their 5th ranker in the WH, because Musk,Trump, JD, Mel all much too busy destroying the US, yes that will convince us for sure!”

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elpenguino.bsky.social•4 days ago

people voted for her even less than we voted for leon.

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sunshine98212.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sending an India Indian to a country with 89% Indigenous people shows just how out of touch Trump is.

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moonshoterin.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's like every shit insult & joke I head teachers & classmates whenever I had to talk about myself in front of class

But as us foreign policy

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sunshine98212.bsky.social•4 days ago

In Canada, it doesn’t matter what your race is. You are either a good person or an asshole.

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moonshoterin.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fair enough.

I wonder if JD Vance is gonna bellyache about not being thanked enough for sending his wife to Greenland now

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sunshine98212.bsky.social•3 days ago

Tell him to go screw a couch.

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moonshoterin.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wonder if they can put the press conference in a furniture store

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sunshine98212.bsky.social•4 days ago

Trump heard that 89%
of Greenland is Indigenous and he only knows that to mean Indian but she is not that kind of Indian. 😂

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itsnotbread.bsky.social•4 days ago

Indian, Inuit, what's the diff, right?

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sunshine98212.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂😂😂

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mkn68.bsky.social•4 days ago

Everyone hates him and no one has any idea who the hell she is

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kmfa.bsky.social•4 days ago

JD said she was frigid so they sent her.

#Trump can #KMFA!!! #Resist

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dee1di.bsky.social•4 days ago

So who the HELL voted for her??

What a joke we have become!

She better be careful when she comes back, because she IS A POC, and who remembers what she looks like?

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lifesabeach.bsky.social•3 days ago

Get your fellow Greenland citizens to protest and boo JD Vance’s wife visit be the Kennedy Center give her hell https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g0718g3jwo @cnn.com @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @gtconway.bsky.social @us.theguardian.com

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sostevieb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Had he gone, the race Huskies would have bolted straight to JD as soon as they saw him and not in a good way for him me suspects.

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hagadrag.bsky.social•4 days ago

You realize they are sending the only minority representative they could muster in hopes of making their ludicrous claims more palatable for a progressive population

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dhaugeranville1786.bsky.social•3 days ago

Vile. Skobov last weekend: “the world is being torn apart by two villains (…) the Kremlin and Washington, where people with pro-fascist values have come to power. (…) a repugnant attempt at a purely imperialist conspiracy between two predators, even more vile than the Munich Agreement of 1938.”

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thejackiebrown.bsky.social•4 days ago

Of course she's taking the kids! Not like he'd watch them. They're going to have a lovely vacation on our dime.

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marissayoung.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sending the Missus and their own Lil' X as cover.

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thejackiebrown.bsky.social•4 days ago

Exactly.

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quirkygrrrl.bsky.social•4 days ago

They think they'll be "nice" to a mom and kids.

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thejackiebrown.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah, & big baby Vance is tired of being booed everywhere he goes.

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mr-yoyito.bsky.social•4 days ago

He would have gone himself but he couldn’t take his human shield, I mean daughter from school for that long.

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mr-yoyito.bsky.social•4 days ago

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tngardener.bsky.social•3 days ago

Though, she is smarter…

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hellejensen2.bsky.social•3 days ago

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sunsing.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's super weird

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zeroslack.bsky.social•4 days ago

Should would suck if they deported her back to her home country. 😀😃😄😄😁😆

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truth-be-told1.bsky.social•4 days ago

They should deport her to El Salvador... just like the US has done, with no hearing or phone call allowed.

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blackraven30.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂

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rirkby.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is she being deported there?

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chunderstruck.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hopefully, they deport her on her way back in...

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dl8807.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hopefully she gets deported on her way out.

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skipb.bsky.social•4 days ago

Shrinkage. It’s a real thing.

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dl8807.bsky.social•3 days ago

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tony25robinson.bsky.social•4 days ago

Now JD can spend some quality time with the couch now 😍😘

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antifainmaine.bsky.social•4 days ago

Somebody wipe that
ingratiating smile off her face. I mean, she wants to steal their country: at least make a mean face like Trump!

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weegieman.bsky.social•3 days ago

She is being used as a cover for the real reason for the visit, that being Michael Waltz. Probably snet by Trump to put the thumbscrews onto Greenland.

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