Posts like this show me who has and who hasn’t actually dated a vertically challenged woman. They also show me who just wants to see the world burn. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 - ThreadSky

About ThreadSky

thacalebdume.bsky.social • 100 days ago

Posts like this show me who has and who hasn’t actually dated a vertically challenged woman. They also show me who just wants to see the world burn. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reposted from Dario

Fellas remember if she didn't want her head patted it wouldn't be so easily reachable

Comments

audryt.bsky.social•100 days ago

I grew up with five brothers and a dad who expected us to build sheds with him. I'd like to see some asshole just try and pat me on the head. My foot is closer to his fragile knee than his hand is to my hair.

thacalebdume.bsky.social•100 days ago

A five-foot woman has the destructive capacity of a fifty-foot woman. That man tryna have whole neighborhoods razed.

thacalebdume.bsky.social•100 days ago

Y’all see……

thacalebdume.bsky.social•100 days ago

Shortly after one of my boys met my soon-to-be wife, he jokingly asked her how she baked all them cookies and never burned down the tree.

That nigga’s no longer with us. She STILL has beef with him. 😭😭😭😭

ronilynnwrites.bsky.social•100 days ago

I’m 5’6ish (feels like I’m 5’7” tho 😆👀) and many of my friends are shorter than I am. I’ve been accused of only picking friends shorter than me so I can “appear” taller. So even us avg height women get jokes. 😑 But I also have friends who are 5’9 to 6ft…talk about feeling short for real! 😩😂

ronilynnwrites.bsky.social•100 days ago

Oh! Ok but why did it take me a few seconds to get this! Wow! I mean, whew!!!!! 😅

peacerobert.bsky.social•100 days ago

lol @ vertically challenged 😂

Posting Rules

Be respectful to others
No spam or self-promotion
Stay on topic
Follow Bluesky's terms of service

Comments

Posting Rules

Reply