Cruz was unsuccessful in banning dildos, so as a revenge he blocked IVF. - ThreadSky

numb.comfortab.ly • 189 days ago

Cruz was unsuccessful in banning dildos, so as a revenge he blocked IVF.

“U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz led Senate Republicans on Tuesday in blocking a bill that would have ensured access to in vitro fertilization nationwide.”

www.reformaustin.org/politics/ted...

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andil.bsky.social•189 days ago

numb.comfortab.ly•189 days ago

Not kidding https://www.thewrap.com/ted-cruzs-war-on-dildos-a-short-explainer

kathotdog.bsky.social•189 days ago

what a dick.

motown.bsky.social•189 days ago

BREAKING: Dildo bans dildos. Film at 11.

jeffabraham.bsky.social•189 days ago

I believe Craig Mazin, his college roommate, wryly observed that this was not his previous position.

kddlb.cl•189 days ago

Uhhh that's the Chilean flag

waterloo45.bsky.social•189 days ago

Tijuana Ted and the footlong

waterloo45.bsky.social•189 days ago

Castro?

waterloo45.bsky.social•189 days ago

Cruz saving it for his furer

waterloo45.bsky.social•189 days ago

He looks like Castro more and more

numb.comfortab.ly•189 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/numb.comfortab.ly/post/3ky7wbjtdve27

dbdant.bsky.social•189 days ago

I remember when Ted Cruz was trying to outlaw dildoes - something about women not having a right to pleasure themselves, as I recall.

rubbermatt.bsky.social•189 days ago

Uh, he is aware that if his dildo ban had been successful, he would have had to self terminate, right?

gamingpixie.com•189 days ago

Maybe not. Dildos give women pleasure. 😛

jamesjdominguez.bsky.social•189 days ago

I think he's endometriosis: barges into your uterus uninvited and trashes the place.

rubbermatt.bsky.social•189 days ago

Well Rafael is more the unauthorised cheap Chinese knockoff of a popular model.
With lead paint.
Still technically a dildo.

jamesjdominguez.bsky.social•189 days ago

Almost anything is a dildo if you're determined enough.

gamingpixie.com•189 days ago

Touche

calizaybak.bsky.social•189 days ago

His attempt at dildo banning is the most egregious expression of self-loathingI have ever heard of.

Unless, was there a provisional carve-out for useless ones?

sylvainpg.bsky.social•189 days ago

Wait. He tried to ban himself?

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