What if Tex was a balloon vendor, but he was absolute dogshit at his job - ThreadSky

texsaber.bsky.social • 41 days ago

What if Tex was a balloon vendor, but he was absolute dogshit at his job

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treefox.bsky.social•41 days ago

just givin'm away for free???!

texsaber.bsky.social•41 days ago

Losing money but having a great time doing it 🥳

snepperstepping.bsky.social•40 days ago

Everybody steals balloons on free balloon day; they become the balloons.

hukaulaba.bsky.social•41 days ago

Scatterbrained Tex putting the customer's money on another balloon while fetching the correct balloon, only for the money-holding balloon to then float into the sky

drakeduck.bsky.social•41 days ago

Believable storyline

quilowisp.bsky.social•41 days ago

Stuck in an infinite loop of filling a balloon, accidentally poking a tusk into it thus popping it, saying "aw dang it" and starting over.

lukebusfox.bsky.social•40 days ago

forgets to inflate the balloons. Gives out limp strings

piggucaz.bsky.social•41 days ago

When they're selling balloon animals but don't mention that *you're* the animal 😳

clowndogart.bsky.social•41 days ago

Somehow he ends up tied up in the balloon string

docienroo.bsky.social•41 days ago

what if he messed up so bad he turned his boyfriend into a balloon. much to think about

deussb.bsky.social•41 days ago

How

How do you mess up balloons

Do you manage to trap yourself in the balloon, is that it?

flintfox.bsky.social•40 days ago

Immediately after selling a balloon he feels guilty about letting it go and buys it back from the customer, paying extra.

texsaber.bsky.social•40 days ago

I like this one.

dclawycat.bsky.social•41 days ago

Somehow accidentally inflates himself while trying to inflate a balloon.

Or

Tangled up in the balloon strings and floats away.

deadpossumco.bsky.social•41 days ago

YESSS Clawy, you're a genius

vermyfox.bsky.social•41 days ago

Twists his sabers into poodles.

nyahgust.bsky.social•41 days ago

how dogshit are we talking? surely there's not THAT many ways to mess up selling a balloon..

texsaber.bsky.social•41 days ago

THAT is precisely what makes it so stupid

nyahgust.bsky.social•41 days ago

well i must be stupider cuz im still gonna be lining up to buy em… hes just too cute !!!

chiptune.bsky.social•41 days ago

Toon behavior of trying to blow a 260, only for the air to blow back into the body

hitchhaw.bsky.social•41 days ago

yes

texsaber.bsky.social•41 days ago

Something something donkey balloon is now part of the merchandise

hitchhaw.bsky.social•41 days ago

....*ulps*

coolsuitpoolsuit.bsky.social•40 days ago

kumibunni.bsky.social•41 days ago

you begin to blow up a balloon so big and bigger and bigger til it splodes and you’re covered in ash as if it were a bomb :3

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