"Yeah, I just brought Raksha down and the Keeper said he was going to return him to his confinement... again. I've done this 800 times now, I think? I've lost track. Anyway, Raksha's causing a ruckus yet again, so here I go... again.
the idea that the WG is experiencing these fights multiple times while the reality is it's only happened once according to gielinor news sources is either super funny or some kind of existential horror
“Sup Gielinor, today I’m going to be beating Zemouregal’s ass for the twentieth time after he tries to take over Varrock with a half thought-out plan. It genuinely amazes me how nobody else is competent enough to defeat this discount skeletor without my help.”
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Sigh. The Keeper needs a better security system."