So Elon's baby mamas need to read the story of how Ivana Trump (Ivanka, Ivana - I get confused with spelling) died and maybe be a little bit careful around stairs. Super slippery. Stay safe, use hand rails y'all. - ThreadSky

peachiikimaf.bsky.social • 1 day ago

So Elon's baby mamas need to read the story of how Ivana Trump (Ivanka, Ivana - I get confused with spelling) died and maybe be a little bit careful around stairs.

Super slippery. Stay safe, use hand rails y'all.

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danglynnbals.bsky.social•1 day ago

She’ll end up in orbit, not on a golf course.

peachiikimaf.bsky.social•1 day ago

And collect space dust for Centuries and then finish the planet off while driving the red Tesla launched into space.

realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net•1 day ago

I think Ivana and Ivanka are 2 different people. Ivana is his dead former wife, Ivanka is his daughter.

peachiikimaf.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thank you Zapp, rich people names are just so confusing really.

realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net•1 day ago

I get it. I wasn't sure who was who myself and had to Google it.

asht0070.bsky.social•1 day ago

And, stay away from windows, given the heavy Russian influence in their atmosphere

peachiikimaf.bsky.social•1 day ago

and street corners or cups of tea.

aeraen.bsky.social•1 day ago

... and poisoned underwear.

peachiikimaf.bsky.social•1 day ago

... and your self driving car driving off a cliff

or the brakes not working

ali-middleton.bsky.social•1 day ago

And front doors.

peachiikimaf.bsky.social•1 day ago

and vacation balconies

(esp if you are a lawyer)

bawsman.bsky.social•1 day ago

the thing that amazes me, is the picture of 10 burly security guys struggling to support her coffin. Apparently the coffin contained only the poor woman’s ashes.