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justmike.bsky.social • 100 days ago

Wait... is that possible when you become a vampire?

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rysanfall.bsky.social•100 days ago

Lmao

thecraftycrone.bsky.social•100 days ago

Well, that's how Uncle Larry put himself through college.

hanksr.bsky.social•100 days ago

Just one more positive when you’re undead.

smileymonkey.bsky.social•100 days ago

If you are Dracula everything is possible!!
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I really wish paperback paradise books where real...

byronman.bsky.social•100 days ago

They better be super careful. Not exactly something I would do with sharp teeth! 😬

ricewrencela.bsky.social•100 days ago

Vlad the Engorger?

clarkaliciouss.bsky.social•100 days ago

Yeah, right after you get a mouthful of razor-sharp fangs. Yay.

pettylahelle.bsky.social•100 days ago

I’m sure if he broke the needed ribs (he won’t feel a thing), anything’s possible

turnthepage85.bsky.social•100 days ago

Risky with those teeth

hergesmith.bsky.social•100 days ago

Well that certainly explains my aversion to sunny days and garlic.

whpshw.bsky.social•100 days ago

When you're over 600 years old and immortal, sometimes you just get curious, you know?

thetruedirtman.bsky.social•100 days ago

Given vampires are possessed at least partially of magic, it's probably MORE possible for them than it is for living people.

corduroycheddar.bsky.social•100 days ago

The (im)possibility of vampire erections is a topic on the internet

ringojuicebox.bsky.social•100 days ago

Well a tsimice could if they would

clarkaliciouss.bsky.social•100 days ago

And see, I thought I was just gonna watch football and read some of my book this evening.

thecultofanoia.bsky.social•100 days ago

I have to ask how long it is? I mean, I hate to think some poor publishing house, contracted author had to pound out 300 pages of ... (gestures) uh... whatever this is.

On the other hand, imagine the editor's face.

huh-nope.bsky.social•100 days ago

I'd imagine there'd be a LOT more vampires if it was.

mikem76.bsky.social•100 days ago

Possible. And risky.

hsthompsontequila.bsky.social•100 days ago

He can change into a bat. He can change into a creature then with a very long neck.

clarkaliciouss.bsky.social•100 days ago

A giraffe! But, can a giraffe really suck his DAMN IT TO HELL

jesshaus.bsky.social•100 days ago

Ope! I want to read this book!!!

allstarhutch.bsky.social•100 days ago

paddirn.bsky.social•100 days ago

I feel like the author's name should've been Ann Fellatio

sithane.bsky.social•100 days ago

Have to watch out for the fangs

gabrielaela.bsky.social•100 days ago

OMG 😂

spenglerian.bsky.social•100 days ago

Only if you have a couple of ribs removed.

prosyinklination.bsky.social•100 days ago

I vant to suck your [censored].

gonzopancho.bsky.social•100 days ago

Missing ribs

lunagrown.bsky.social•100 days ago

😏😏😏

ahbseen.bsky.social•100 days ago

It’s actually better if someone else does it. Don’t have to worry about drawing blood with those sharp fangs 🧛🏾‍♂️

denniskreger.com•100 days ago

Here’s the synopsis for it!

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clarkaliciouss.bsky.social•100 days ago

Whoa!

justmike.bsky.social•100 days ago

Hahaha. Thank you

rex-ivan.bsky.social•100 days ago

Supposedly he had two fangs removed to be able to do this.

krwnetwork.bsky.social•100 days ago

It's even funnier that he has to be invited in.

shinyredrain.bsky.social•100 days ago

Is this a real book? Cause I kinda want to read it...don't judge me. 😶 😂😂😂

justmike.bsky.social•100 days ago

👀🤣🤣🤣

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