Yesterday as I was about to leave the office, I get a call.
Guy: Hello, this is maintenance for your apartment, your dog is out.
D: oh. Yeah I put "call ahead" 3 times on the help ticket.
G: Huh. She bite?
D: No, she's super f-
G: AWW you want a belly rub?
D: her treats are on top of the fridge.
Guy: Hello, this is maintenance for your apartment, your dog is out.
D: oh. Yeah I put "call ahead" 3 times on the help ticket.
G: Huh. She bite?
D: No, she's super f-
G: AWW you want a belly rub?
D: her treats are on top of the fridge.
Comments
"I see you used hands to open the door. I'm giving you the chance to make the world a better place."
Meanwhile you could hear the beagle across the hall:
"HOW DARE YOU COME HERE, I LEARNED JIU-JITSU AND CAME TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEEEEAAAALS!!!"