Priest [handing me wafer]: this is the body of christ Me: uh thanks Priest [handing me wine]: and this is the blood of christ Me: ok... Priest [handing me a twix]: and this is a twix, I had an extra one Me: sweet - ThreadSky

thehyyyype.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Priest [handing me wafer]: this is the body of christ

Me: uh thanks

Priest [handing me wine]: and this is the blood of christ

Me: ok...

Priest [handing me a twix]: and this is a twix, I had an extra one

Me: sweet

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crispb.bsky.social•5 days ago

jhaedin.bsky.social•5 days ago

Left or right Twix? FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST LEFT OR RIGHT?!

arcticlass.bsky.social•4 days ago

I laughed hard

thehyyyype.bsky.social•5 days ago

Priest [handing me a bowl of spaghetti]: and this is the hair of christ

Me: what

heimatplanet.bsky.social•4 days ago

😆

lazerpenguin.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ah, a fellow Pastafarian, I see. May you be touched by his noodly appendage 🍝

thehyyyype.bsky.social•5 days ago

Priest [handing me some baby carrots]: and these are the toes of christ

Me: dude stop

heimatplanet.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂

su-se-sean.bsky.social•5 days ago

Priest [puts a blindfold on me and pulls out a bowl of peeled grapes]: these are his eyeballs lol

trickykat.bsky.social•5 days ago

this thread. 😁 made me snort out my tea. or is that the sweat of christ?

angistallings.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well, is it black or herbal?

trickykat.bsky.social•4 days ago

chamomile

angistallings.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's the piss of Christ, my dear.

bfleege.bsky.social•5 days ago

Priest: now touch this

Me: [puts fingers into bowl of grapes, Halloween party style]

Priest: those are Christ’s spooky eyeballs

bobajohnson.bsky.social•4 days ago

LOL, laughed my socks off!! I needed this after all the grim news and angry posts. Thanks!!

munderdifflinff.bsky.social•5 days ago

dodolus.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Twix was clearly the chocolatey finger of Christ.

againstkookery.bsky.social•4 days ago

They still do the wine? I thought that went away with Covid. But drinking out of a communal cup is super grotty. (And, may I point out, they allow young teens to drink the wine, which is actually wine).

2plus2equals.bsky.social•4 days ago

For what it’s worth there’s a debate in the actual performance of the Eucharist as to whether any drink or any food will suffice.

The use of coca-cola and M&Ms at youth groups was an actual discussion I encountered in the ‘90’s.

For some they could start with Twix as the body.

knida89.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don't think I've ever had an "extra" Twix...

Very generous of him.

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