ok wow call yourself not included bc you are being extra - ThreadSky

robmcfadden.bsky.social • 8 days ago

ok wow call yourself not included bc you are being extra

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robmcfadden.bsky.social•8 days ago

I DONT WANNA BE A CUTE LITTLE ANIMAL DETECTIVE I WANNA BE A BIG HUMAN MAN

zombiscribe.bsky.social•8 days ago

Your priorities are wrong (I am choosing to not know the context before sending this)

zombiscribe.bsky.social•8 days ago

*read context* I am correct

robmcfadden.bsky.social•8 days ago

my one and only priority is to consume as many reese's peanut butter cups as possible, and my human man body is simply better equipped for the rigors of this task than that of a cute little animal detective

leftistbeard.bsky.social•8 days ago

If you were, say, a chipmunk, a reese's peanut butter cup would be as big as your head

zombiscribe.bsky.social•8 days ago

You could also store the reese's and really savor the experience!

tylerjameshill.com•8 days ago

Hmm, but little is a state of mind in this case. So, you could be an elephant detective and eat so many more Reese's

sorocchungus.bsky.social•8 days ago

Men are sus fr fr

peezkyweezky.bsky.social•8 days ago

I think you’re wrong

jovialstarfish.bzky.team•8 days ago

*what's so bad about bein a cute little animal huh?*

robmcfadden.bsky.social•8 days ago

nothin

what’s so bad about bein me tho

jovialstarfish.bzky.team•8 days ago

*hmm fair, but what if you could change back and forth?*

robmcfadden.bsky.social•8 days ago

tylerjameshill.com•8 days ago

rob you can absolutely be a weredetective

tylerjameshill.com•8 days ago

Why would you stop being you if you were a cute lil animal detective?? Are you living in denial sir! You're practically a cute lil animal detective already!!

robmcfadden.bsky.social•8 days ago

becoming a cute lil animal detective changes a person and i’m tired of pretending it doesn’t

tylerjameshill.com•8 days ago

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