Fuck it, nudie Tummy Tuesday featuring hotel mirror lighting (and blurred face to protect the employability of the innocent 😇) - ThreadSky

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social • 78 days ago

Fuck it, nudie Tummy Tuesday featuring hotel mirror lighting (and blurred face to protect the employability of the innocent 😇)

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thesleepinggiant.bsky.social•78 days ago

that pad..lord 😮‍💨😮‍💨

fatoverfedhog.bsky.social•75 days ago

So fucking FAT! And it’s really hitting my pixelation fetish too 😂

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social•75 days ago

🤣🤣 I do so love catering to uncommon kink intersectionalities! And also being fat 😌

coasterbelly.bsky.social•78 days ago

Bless the hottie in hotel lighting

spartacubs.bsky.social•78 days ago

Hid your face and your cock 😋

jurassicporker.bsky.social•78 days ago

I was just hearing from @growingbrovine.farm how massive you were looking this past weekend. Honestly, I think he undersold it

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social•77 days ago

Did he also tell you that he squatted and deadlifted 1.5 times my massiveness and would have bench pressed it too if not for a technicality? That was the truly impressive thing about the weekend!

jurassicporker.bsky.social•77 days ago

Both things can be impressively massive, and they are!

butteremails.bsky.social•78 days ago

Oh lord, giving me the vapors

fleetwoodbigmac.bsky.social•78 days ago

jesus christ you literal fatass 😵‍💫

hogdog.bsky.social•77 days ago

What a hot bod~ you've even got a nice face pillow for when folks give you head!

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social•77 days ago

The whole region is really quite soft and accommodating for hands, faces, and certain other body parts 😏

tacoderes.bsky.social•77 days ago

built like a bull for sure!!

diadelospuercos.bsky.social•78 days ago

Didn’t have to blur that cock huh, already got the coverage 👀👀

broseidonyetagain.bsky.social•78 days ago

"innocent"

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social•78 days ago

I have no idea what you could possibly be implying

broseidonyetagain.bsky.social•78 days ago

That the word is putting in more work than your pants button after AYCE sushi

beefwaffle.bsky.social•76 days ago

These pictures just made me feel a special kind of way that needs a pizza and some heavy cream and that love handle.

donthegrolar.bsky.social•65 days ago

Why oh why, did I not see this on my timeline?? 💦💦

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social•64 days ago

Hey, this way it’s like finding $20 you forgot about in the pocket of a jacket you wore last season!

(Is that an old person thing to say? Do people even do that anymore or is it all just debit cards and Venmo? 👨‍🦳)

fenyxvibez.bsky.social•78 days ago

🔥🥵🔥

tubbinsmcwombat.bsky.social•78 days ago

Dem thigh rolls:)

bulkingcanuck.bsky.social•78 days ago

Jesus not a single part of you isnt thick and sexy

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social•77 days ago

It’s all part of my plan to optimize my capacity for hugging/cuddling/pinning to various furniture and surfaces as the situation requires 😏

coasterbelly.bsky.social•77 days ago

You have reached a pretty huggable state!

bulkingcanuck.bsky.social•77 days ago

I volunteer to be a testing dummy for all of these

beardedsaint.bsky.social•78 days ago

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porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social•78 days ago

beardedsaint.bsky.social•77 days ago

the-red-comet.bsky.social•77 days ago

🍿*me watching you two matches each other’s freak*

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social•77 days ago

Not even kink-freak; we’re both just insane 😌

the-red-comet.bsky.social•77 days ago

That’s the best kind though we kept it so classy for your visit @growingbrovine.farm and I are usually just making weird sounds at each other and the dog. It’s like the one eye between the Fates in Hercules but it’s just a singular brain cell being passed between the three of us.