*gasp* There’s a bear on my patio! 🤣🤣 god I’m fuckin’ hilarious - ThreadSky

porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social • 46 days ago

*gasp* There’s a bear on my patio! 🤣🤣 god I’m fuckin’ hilarious

Good, you’ve brought a bag of… birdseed?! Am I seeing this right?!
Where are the donuts

Do you honestly think the donuts would survive long enough around me to be photographed

My bad, they *are* meant to be inhaled in the parking lot, aren’t they.

🐻

No its okay, ill hug the bear and itll be okay. Im different i swear

You might get mauled but it’ll be in a fun way 😈

Get that bear on my patio asap

I thought I read that as a blimp on the patio. 💀

I mean…

they look like they could kill me (affectionate)

Somebody call animal control! 😂😂😂

See this is why you don’t feed them they keep coming back. *gets the broom*

That broom can’t stop me and neither can you

You outweigh by 100 lbs now so I get to legally use a Gundam to take you down.

Ugh goddamnit I forgot about kaiju rules 😩

That’s a big bear… I’m sure if i squeeze the bear there will be no repercussions. That’s why they are friend shaped after all

Nature is beautiful.

God you’re fuckin’ humongous

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