I know it’s for more nefarious reasons but I’d like to think the reason The Last Jedi gets more hate than Rise of Skywalker is because it was an actual movie, whereas Rise was a collective hallucination we all had.
Genuinely don't know why people are still mad, these fans basically won. Disney spent the next few years trying to appease them and them only. Rise of Skywalker, Mandalorian S2-3, Book of Boba Fett. They might not have been what the fans wanted, but it's the one they screamed for Disney to make
"If you want to know the future of the Star Wars franchise, imagine a de-aged CGI Luke Skywalker joylessly chopping down a hallway full of Dark Trooper robots...forever."
My ratings:
1. Rogue One
2. Empire
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. New Hope
5. Last Jedi
6. Return of the Jedi and Solo tie
7. Attack of the Clones
8. Force Awakens
9. Phantom Menace
10. Rise of Skywalker
It's a distant last. I consider every star wars movie at least "okay". except ROS.
The Rise of Skywalker is a better executed movie than any of the PT, it just also isn't as wildly inventive and tried to please too many people.
Still super fun. A theme park attraction of a movie. Just sadly lacking the depth it could have had. But that's just like Return of the Jedi, so /shrug.
I have a theory that folks who make this stuff are all sub 30 years old because I can't imagine being an adult with life experiences and holding this much hate in your heart when *flails arm at the state of the word*
On the contrary I think they're all 30 plus years old and they're simply locked in eternal childhood, and they're the reason for [gestures at everything].
Tho regardless of age demographic, that last one is true.
Obviously don't pay for Peacock, just use Stremio and a piracy extension. But it's such a good little show that is everything Rian Johnson likes and Natasha Lyonne is adorable.
I have a friend—which I use in the loosest sense of the word to mean "a person I tolerate"—who is adamant that she's not brain poisoned and is a free thinker when she says she hates the new Star Wars, and will seemingly not shut up about how akshully the Acolyte sucked and it's okay if I like bad TV
I hate that this stuff still gets posted because I also honestly didn't like the movie at all but I don't claim any of these chuds I just got frustrated because I thought I could finally get up and go pee like four different times because the movie has like four endings
Comments
1. Rogue One
2. Empire
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. New Hope
5. Last Jedi
6. Return of the Jedi and Solo tie
7. Attack of the Clones
8. Force Awakens
9. Phantom Menace
10. Rise of Skywalker
It's a distant last. I consider every star wars movie at least "okay". except ROS.
Still super fun. A theme park attraction of a movie. Just sadly lacking the depth it could have had. But that's just like Return of the Jedi, so /shrug.
Tho regardless of age demographic, that last one is true.
EVERYONE WATCH POKER FACE
It's so good.
Obviously don't pay for Peacock, just use Stremio and a piracy extension. But it's such a good little show that is everything Rian Johnson likes and Natasha Lyonne is adorable.
But holy cats. Sweet fucking Sally. MOVE ON.
If you just hate women at least bitch about whatever superhero movie stars a woman most recently!