Love the idea of a potential shooter trying to research who else at UnitedHealth they could assassinate & giving up because their corporate website doesn’t list the people in charge anymore - ThreadSky

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leftatlondon.com • 89 days ago

Love the idea of a potential shooter trying to research who else at UnitedHealth they could assassinate & giving up because their corporate website doesn’t list the people in charge anymore

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United Health just deleted this page from their website lol

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hoguelikewoah.bsky.social•89 days ago

Golly gee look at all that diversity in leadership

leftatlondon.com•89 days ago

Me at the UnitedHealth emergency leadership meeting: “If only we hired an ASIAN HOMO then maybe none of this wouldve happened”

hoguelikewoah.bsky.social•89 days ago

Heh, that makes a better point than just bringing attention to repeating patterns of C Suites in Capitalism

nerv.lat•88 days ago

mf gonna use the wayback machine, staring and the camera while laughing and rubbing his hands like a cartoon villain lmao

leftatlondon.com•89 days ago

“Looks like im not assassinating anyone today; Executive dysfunction strikes again! Time to ermm, smoke weed & play video game instead! 😎”

antlervel.vet•89 days ago

Millennial memes about how good canceling an assassination feels

leftatlondon.com•89 days ago

*john mulaney screencap* “In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like KILLING A RICH MAN IN COLD BLOOD AND LETTING HIM DIE ON THE STREET.”

bbrkdwn.bsky.social•89 days ago

Just like me fr

cubixfails.bsky.social•89 days ago

Alas, executive dysfunction is preventing executive destruction

leftatlondon.com•89 days ago

Heh hey thats p good

julsoats.bsky.social•89 days ago

The only possible reaction to a 404 error for unitedhealth dot com forward-slash executive dash team: "Awww rats!" while gesturing like an upset sim

joesphsmith.bsky.social•89 days ago

Bad day for LinkedIn tbh

julietheghost.bsky.social•89 days ago

"Please respect our privacy while we take some time to ourselves to process the loss of our colleague"

"Ah shit well I guess we better leave them alone"

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