BREAKING NEWS: Trump suggests that we suck up the Los Angeles fires with Tesla brand fire vacuums, which government officials can purchase for only $5,000,000 each.
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Update: The Tesla fire vacuums have all exploded, creating even more fires. Trump suggests that we can extinguish the new fires with additional Tesla brand fire vacuums. Their price has inexplicably doubled.
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