Today's Low Quality Ad is for the HOKEEPER Clothing Rack. There are many ways to present a picture of a clothing rack. But there is one best way. This is it. This is objectively the best picture of a clothing rack you will ever see. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DG2MDSY... - ThreadSky

lowqualityfacts.bsky.social • 12 days ago

Today's Low Quality Ad is for the HOKEEPER Clothing Rack. There are many ways to present a picture of a clothing rack. But there is one best way. This is it. This is objectively the best picture of a clothing rack you will ever see.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DG2MDSYC?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.UT1WWJ9WHW0V&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.UT1WWJ9WHW0V_1739208183877

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cynlynn3.bsky.social•12 days ago

Well, this is excellent marketing, because I already have a working clothing rack… but I know mine could not be used to fulfill a lifelong dream… to develop a high quality pet tricks routine for submission to America’s Got Pets Talent show thing. Okay, I’m ordering one today!

samfedor.bsky.social•12 days ago

Clothing should be hung on a treadmill or Bowflex, as God intended.

lowqualityfacts.bsky.social•12 days ago

I feel obligated to inform you that the clothing rack does not come with the dogs. Or the woman.

cynlynn3.bsky.social•12 days ago

That’s fine, because I’m going to borrow your graphic for my help wanted ad, and I am sure that I can recruit my team of talent pretty quickly! ☺️

booravenxer.bsky.social•12 days ago

I just wanted the dogs.😢

scottyd89.bsky.social•12 days ago

Pretty sure the dogs are nowhere near that woman, nor the clothing rack.

jmalecki.bsky.social•12 days ago

I don't see how it can work, then. Do you have to buy them separately?

aquaticjazstar.bsky.social•12 days ago

False advertising! 😡

tinavstammy.bsky.social•12 days ago

That's a shame.

The picture does however convince me that this rack will hold heavy clothing items without bowing or coming apart, so, points for that.

malaforethought.bsky.social•12 days ago

Where do you get the ho's to keep on it. Are they expected to hang themselves like the woman?

mrthursday.bsky.social•12 days ago

The fact that a product called "Ho Keeper" is shown storing a woman is pretty terrible. Not sure whether the puppies are more or less bad.

tinavstammy.bsky.social•12 days ago

They have another one with a dude. Equal opportunity ho-keeping!

fwordleproblems.bsky.social•12 days ago

bro-keepers before hokeepers

funkaspuck.bsky.social•12 days ago

There’s a second version with a male model, but only in the thumbnail. If you try to view full size, he turns into a bunch of sand bags.

phoenixvolant.bsky.social•12 days ago

Gotta keep the hoes somewhere

jmalecki.bsky.social•12 days ago

Do the pups come with it?

giaj.bsky.social•11 days ago

Lol it's a theme

dweller42.bsky.social•12 days ago

I mean, this isn't how I keep my hoes, as I have a garden shed, but I guess maybe city people are just different.

hibernaculum.bsky.social•12 days ago

Maybe if they showed actual people hanging off the rail instead of badly Photoshopped ones it might be worth the outlay (£137 in the UK!) but I feel they're taking us for fools.

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