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lowqualityfacts.bsky.social • 8 days ago

I spend at least four hours a day washing my hands.

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bsorohan.bsky.social•8 days ago

It's a little known fact that "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, Can you do the fandango?" is actually a cleverly-disguised admonition to be sure to wash the fronts and backs of your hands.

wragg.io•8 days ago

True story I once did bohemian rhapsody as karaoke and half way through the DJ just faded out the song

lesmj.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣

patrickfabian.bsky.social•8 days ago

I think it’s OK to just hum one of the operas in Wagner’s Ring Cycle.

snikpoh.bsky.social•8 days ago

Sometimes it takes all day.

representthepeople.bsky.social•8 days ago

This is one way to catch an earworm. This is the other:

thebeardidlady.bsky.social•8 days ago

A friend of mine gave me a great tip. Rather than singing happy birthday twice, do the rap bit from Vogue by Madonna. The duration was perfect, but I'm too gay not to do the dance moves, so my hands didn't get the thorough washing they should have.

alisonbook.bsky.social•6 days ago

Much more hygienic than one chorus of
Happy Birthday tooooo yooouuu!!

bvb1123.bsky.social•7 days ago

Also recommended is to bang your head in the "rawking out" parts while slowly drying your hands under the light warm breeze machines

librlman.bsky.social•8 days ago

The OCD recommends putting on the 10-hour YouTube version of Badger Badger Badger while washing your hands.

https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI?si=09rxq4ZqROjcQsPx

billthecat71.bsky.social•7 days ago

1. roll up your sleeves
2. lather your hands with soap
3. "Is this the real life....

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