He’s just way too casual about the “I hope I arrived before someone died” thing. I’m fairly certain you can’t just, like, attempt a pre-meditated and everything is fine if your brother shows up to take you home.
Look, "I have an incestuous obsession with my brother who looks like Wilbur" is probably the least-weird reason someone could be attracted to Wilbur, so let's just consider that a win.
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This is absolute cinema. No one could've predicted THIS shit. I need to be reading Mary Worth, apparently.
not in mary worth
not in these newspapers
not in this economy
No, wait... no it does not.
-- me goddammit, someone make me famous already 😡
Didn't see that coming