Imma be an old ass man saying shit like, “Bwaaaa, that bout as dumb as shovin’ a bowlin’ ball up a turtle’s ass…” or “Stick yer dick innit and make apple sauce!!”, just to confuse the absolute shit outta these youngsters.
16 years in the Navy running ops turned my mouth and brain completely inside-out and I think/say all SORTS of outta pocket shit that will put me in legendary status mode as an old man.
Also works for threats: don’t just tell em you’re gonna fuck em up. You gotta look at em all super friendly-like
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Also works for threats: don’t just tell em you’re gonna fuck em up. You gotta look at em all super friendly-like
Or some shit like that. 🤷🏾♂️