I am now a single-issue voter and that issue is I will only vote for a candidate who will order up all of this at 1201 EST on January 20, 2029 - ThreadSky

forbesmm.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I am now a single-issue voter and that issue is I will only vote for a candidate who will order up all of this at 1201 EST on January 20, 2029

Reposted from Mike

CECOT is only like 18 miles off the coast and sits in the middle of a relatively open area, so for starters a little of each of these:

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russ741.bsky.social•1 day ago

Liberating a concentration camp remains one of the best justifications for picking up a rifle that I have heard thus far.

8stringandsushi.bsky.social•1 day ago

Park an MSV off the coast. Let them boys run around for a few nights. Get some of that aggression out.

forbesmm.bsky.social•1 day ago

That the ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ folks would have been running around for a bit before all this goes down is implied lol

8stringandsushi.bsky.social•1 day ago

forbesmm.bsky.social•1 day ago

btw if a president were to do such a thing, it could be in motion within [redacted] hours to a week or two, depending on if they wanted to wait for the closest MEU to get there or not

dabenner.bsky.social•1 day ago

send patrol boats a couple clicks up the Rio Lempa carrying Humvees, disembark, proceed northwest, hit the substation, boom.

forbesmm.bsky.social•1 day ago

Seems more complex than just flying to the X, but sure why not, do it all

dabenner.bsky.social•1 day ago

probably want to avoid the volcanoes. A neat thing about a prison break in is you immediately get 40,000 backup troops if you play your cards right.

jxxmxx.bsky.social•1 day ago

Shit if a billionaire can fund an independent military unit to free people from a concentration camp even sooner, more might make it out alive.

notdred.bsky.social•1 day ago

Honestly just call up Bukele and tell him he’s gonna get Noriega-d and that prison’s gonna open right up

forbesmm.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pretty much yeah

petulantskeptic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Way less fun than DINNER OUT with a film crew along as a Navy SEAL recruiting ad. Like Act of Valor but on a real military operation.

timberdoodlydoo.bsky.social•1 day ago

All three MEUs.

ALL of the ABN.

Even the air assault nerds.

gnoll-hug-kobolds.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I feel like this is a SEVERE overestimation of what it would take to get the captives back from the gulag. Trump is having to PAY El Salvador to take them - why would a serious demand for their return not be enough?

forbesmm.bsky.social•22 hours ago

It very likely would be all it takes, but
1) see below
2) this isn’t a 100% serious policy proposal
https://bsky.app/profile/forbesmm.bsky.social/post/3lmsvowlba225

justanotherdummy.bsky.social•1 day ago

I really think we're going to be a surprisingly large voting bloc come Nov 2028.

nickwidzowski.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m 100% about this and I’m a person who still has an old copy of Addicted to War on my shelf somewhere

petulantskeptic.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's literally the final set piece to Spy Game. Except in China instead of El Salvador.

forbesmm.bsky.social•1 day ago

Call it Operation DINNER OUT and win the election in a landslide

petulantskeptic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Spy Game is one of my favorite movies. It is a perfect spy thriller.

mikeblack114.bsky.social•1 day ago

My god how many wives have you had??!?

scottjohnson.wtf•1 day ago

NATO can go do this rn

forbesmm.bsky.social•1 day ago

If it was in their backyard maybe, but I think they’d struggle to project the required force that far

scottjohnson.wtf•1 day ago

yeah, maybe Australia?

forbesmm.bsky.social•1 day ago

Even farther, and look I love the Aussies but that might be a stretch

scottjohnson.wtf•1 day ago

Not an expert but someone out there has to be able to kick El Salvador’s ass 😕 or maybe British/French/Germans drop a few guys in for some assassinations. Maybe Mexico might help

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