The one positive thing in this orca debacle is my cybertruck, which I am temporarily using as a boat to evacuate from my yacht. It is holding up great and barely letting any water in. Now I just need to figure out how to make it move towards shore
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This is actually part of the genius of the cybertruck's design. Notice it has let in some water? It will eventually let in enough to sink to the ocean floor, and then it's basically as easy to move as it is on land. They really thought of everything!
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Second, we didn’t drown the sailors. We pushed them to the lifeboats you refused to pay for so we stole them from other boats.
Lastly: your new lifeboat is sparking, we’re saving the Rembrandts
I needed that levity this morning. 💙