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83 days ago
White House staffer whose only job is to deliver Diet Cokes to the president and hasn’t left the kitchen in 4 years: Soon my life will have purpose again
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alexblechman.bsky.social
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83 days ago
The Diet Coke aide holds a perfectly chilled Diet Coke on a silver platter. He is ready for a call that may never come
Suddenly the service bell chimes. After all these years, could Biden finally want a Diet Coke?
A secret service agent looms in the doorway. “The president requires a MrPibb”
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hmcd.bsky.social
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83 days ago
Nah. Mr. Pibb is the knockoff for Dr. Pepper. He’d ask for a Tab. 🤣
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Suddenly the service bell chimes. After all these years, could Biden finally want a Diet Coke?
A secret service agent looms in the doorway. “The president requires a MrPibb”