Billionaire: I’ll be safe from all danger in my New Zealand survival bunker New Zealand Government: After we trick the global elite into locking themselves in our subterranean dungeons the whole world will be ruled by Wellington - ThreadSky

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alexblechman.bsky.social • 45 days ago

Billionaire: I’ll be safe from all danger in my New Zealand survival bunker

New Zealand Government: After we trick the global elite into locking themselves in our subterranean dungeons the whole world will be ruled by Wellington

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jeffreyschmeffrey.bsky.social•45 days ago

Zuckerberg's redoubt is north shore of Kauai

sack0fbees.bsky.social•45 days ago

New Zealand citizens: I'm hungry let me just consult my map of billionaire bunkers

alexblechman.bsky.social•45 days ago

Billionaire building survival bunker: Wow, it’s just like Lord of the Rings here!

New Zealand Government: Yes, that’s why we conducted the LOTR psyop campaign. To make you think that. Secret Agent Jackson did a great job

alexblechman.bsky.social•45 days ago

(every screen in Times Square is taken over by the New Zealand Prime Minister)

PM: America, we have your precious Waltons. If you ever want to enjoy rollback savings again you will surrender to Kiwi rule

billferris.bsky.social•45 days ago

"sirRINdah"

michaelcrider.bsky.social•45 days ago

Americans: "Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! Then come help us please, an ambulance ride costs $5000"

justanotherant.bsky.social•45 days ago

...but they were all of them deceived, for there was another bunker.

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