it's 2025. your wife left you. your kids don't answer your calls. you start doing phrenology on a cartoon ogre. you still feel numb. it's getting dark outside.
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As if the overreaction from millennials/older zoomers to the teaser "looking bad" (despite everyone earlier wanting all cg movies to be more stylized) wasn't bad enough
It's literally just the same Shrek only better rendering. The proportions don't look different at all. He just threw a couple triangles on their faces.
I feel like the did a slight alter with the style to try and make it fit with the new puss n boots movie, it's also modern 3D and you can't just have a mesh with creepy human like parts glued on it, they can stylize and do things they never could 15 years ago
These people just need to have a wank and move on for fucks sake, it's yet another unnecessary Shrek sequel, it's gonna be shite anyway so they can save us the earache.
It's called foreshortening you dork. He's looking up in one frame giving a wider appearance and down in the other. Same reason why no one looks good when you accidently open the face cam while looking down at your phone.
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Triangle man hates bigoted man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
I am still happier in my day to day life, than these freaks.
(And I had a less than ideal way at work prior to this.)
https://psmag.com/social-justice/our-bones-reveal-sex-is-not-binary/
Clearly suffering from a bone condition? Masculine!
Don Quixote is chasing windmills.
And yet Poe's Law is REAL STRONG HERE, cuz I cannot say with any confidence that I'm right.
It gives off more cartoony vibes.