I love my Velociraptor gel (that’s it’s name in our house) but you have to be careful w/it around cats & wash your hands before touching them. It’s highly toxic to kitties :(
Bodega cat knows you desperately need this gel as you shuffle towards the display, extending a feeble hand to grab a box. Bodega cat mocks you from its spot of feline judgment, waiting for you to drop the box with your trembling hand, confirmation of your inferior human weakness.
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We must protect our feline overlords ❤️
…I really gotta learn to read more good.”
Cat: "Consume Voltaren!"