An alcoholic, a rapist, and an abuser walk into a bar. The bartender says: “You’re actually banned from ALL Chili’s locations, Mr. Hegseth.” - ThreadSky

torriangray.bsky.social • 34 days ago

An alcoholic, a rapist, and an abuser walk into a bar. The bartender says: “You’re actually banned from ALL Chili’s locations, Mr. Hegseth.”

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jc1268.bsky.social•34 days ago

He then inserts a cigar into her va****, Oh Wait, that was Bill Clinton. Oops!!!

lindapal.bsky.social•34 days ago

😆😂😆😆

antiss.bsky.social•34 days ago

Ouch! LOL!

russellcohn.bsky.social•34 days ago

https://youtu.be/6aL6msCYF5I?si=uKBnHMZBPsv8M1Gk

jwgibbs.bsky.social•34 days ago

Man will never hear a fajita sizzle ever again

funkndonuts.bsky.social•34 days ago

don't worry applebee's will take him

torriangray.bsky.social•34 days ago

He hasn’t been the same since Bennigan’s went under.

ugly-alcibiades.bsky.social•34 days ago

"Thas Schekretary Hagseph, to YOU!"

fatmadt.bsky.social•34 days ago

"will you be having the usuals for breakfast again?"

christhepac.bsky.social•34 days ago

"Nah I've got an executive order that overruled whatever you say and I brought my boss as he allegedly only did drugs so I am gonna teach him the last part so he also will have three in a line"

midnightrose.bsky.social•34 days ago

oh shit!

slder78.bsky.social•34 days ago

Reiterating my suggestion for him to blow into a breathalyzer during his confirmation hearing

rolodexpropaganda.bsky.social•34 days ago

Clever variation

caligreg.bsky.social•33 days ago

Whiskey and War

Loud and drunk, a sight to see,
Temper like a child of three.
He shirks, he shifts, he spins, he lies,
His incompetence means others die.