I'm imagining another version where instead of putting the weights back, he quickly jumps to help the clerk, and gets arrested for not putting the weights back.
Clearly, that is the magical weight rack which neutralizes all nearby firearms when enough weights are on it (from the makers of bone-hurting juice), forcing the burglar to strangle the owner instead of shooting him, which takes longer to kill thus improving the chances of him being stopped first.
Us gym bros actually daydream about this. What if there's an emergency and I can't rerack them. What if there's a terrorist and I can't rerack my weights bc I have to save America. What if bro
Accurate. Also, PF supported Trump, bigly. Months before the election I asked the front desk why all the cable news channels were tuned to Fox News. They didn't have an answer. Cancelled my membership a week ago.
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I'm imagining another version where instead of putting the weights back, he quickly jumps to help the clerk, and gets arrested for not putting the weights back.