I find this even more funny just imagining the joke being "I'm not scared of the Chief, I just don't want him to see me doing this, I don't want him to be disappointed in me"
See i don't think doom guy would mess with robbers. Certainly stop them from causing harm, but not like, cave their skull in, they're just humans
Master Chief would show no mercy he was built to slaughter insurrectionists
Those robbers are smart enough to recognize a super soldier when they see one. After all, the Spartans were originally created not to fight the Covenant: but to crush human Insurrectionists. They are all too willing to spill human blood if the need arises. Something Halsey was called out for.
Not even oddly specific most people dont pay cash or carry it due to threats of being robbed id love to know what the best cash based buisness are beyond weed because I certainly don't know any other industry that even does cash only
Here, they always ask cash or card, even in big box stores. i wouldn't say it's weird if I saw someone buy a washing machine with cash at our Best Buy equivalent
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https://youtu.be/93bAdEf0pzc?si=S2iSp1rAl9YHs7r_
"For what purpose?"
"To give Disney back their bomb."
"giving the Covenant their jamba juice back"
Master Chief would show no mercy he was built to slaughter insurrectionists
"Sir, *sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrp* finishing this cup"
"Bring me one, Chief."
<- seething smoothie place employee