So what are the health risks they face you wonder? 🤔
Snow White: Isolated, poisoned, & in a coma. Lack of social interaction increases the risk of cardiovascular disease & anxiety. And that poisoned apple? Let’s just say it proves “an apple a day keeps the doctor away” has its limits. 🍎❌
Jasmine (Aladdin): Loneliness, no real friends (sorry, Genie), and a tiger as a pet. Risks include depression, zoonotic infections, spinal injuries, & actual tiger attacks.
Pocahontas: That iconic cliff dive? A breathtaking nine-second freefall from an estimated height of 252m (thanks, physics simulations). Beyond the obvious physical risks, such a leap might hint at deeper mental health struggles that deserve serious attention.
Aurora (Sleeping Beauty): Oversleeping brings cardiovascular risks, obesity, and muscle atrophy. Also, pressure ulcers are a real hazard. Good thing Prince Philip showed up before long-term bedrest complications set in (though, y’know, consent).
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Snow White: Isolated, poisoned, & in a coma. Lack of social interaction increases the risk of cardiovascular disease & anxiety. And that poisoned apple? Let’s just say it proves “an apple a day keeps the doctor away” has its limits. 🍎❌