Pete Hegseth just accidentally texted war strategy to a reporter. But in fairness, he was probably very drunk at the time.

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Drunk dial personified.
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Our DUI hire at work.
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Son las 6pm

mesero… 2 Hegseth por favor 🍻
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I’m guessing his next text was “U up?”
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Calling it amateur hour would be an insult to amateurs.
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So horny right now want to see a picture of the terrorist that just blew up?

"the terrorist" is a weird nickname for his dick.
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😂🤣
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It all started with Hegseth drunkenly trying to make an Uber Eats order from a Carl’s Jr at nine in the morning.
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Could be worse. Could have been drunk texts from Vance about their furniture.
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Drunk texts are the worst
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New phone. Who dis?
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Probably?
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Hegseth is incompetence personified.
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You say that like there's a time he's not drunk.
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I just choked a little. Thanks for that, as usual. 🤣
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What an absolute shit show.
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I wonder if the quality of his alcohol went up when he got the job. Like in the movies.
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💙
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I can't wait for the next presser with Carolyn Leavitt, it's gonna be rich
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Found the leak.
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