From someone back over on the Bad Place. You think the roof is a tad "de trop" and then... BLOODY HELL www.zillow.com/homedetails/... - ThreadSky

mysteriosox.bsky.social • 99 days ago

From someone back over on the Bad Place. You think the roof is a tad "de trop" and then...

BLOODY HELL

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way-Boca-Raton-FL-33432/87660584_zpid/

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barbscov.bsky.social•96 days ago

My eyes! I think I need a lie down ...

rikkiprice.bsky.social•99 days ago

Needs a hedgehog mural

cougie.bsky.social•99 days ago

No hedgehog - no purchase!!

ricevermicelli.bsky.social•96 days ago

There is a slide by the front stairs and a guest room clearly meant to host a million visiting cousins and multiple craft spaces.

It is very busy, but someone custom built this to be happy in and it shows.

gurneyharlech.bsky.social•96 days ago

I'm here for it.

lauowolf.bsky.social•96 days ago

Does anyone know what the blue rectangles around the edge of the water are for?

lauowolf.bsky.social•96 days ago

It feels as if they are just taunting the god of the hurricane to come and get it

sinisterbulb.bsky.social•99 days ago

If we have to have super-rich people I at least prefer it when they go absolutely nuts with it. The people they commissioned to do all that work must have had an absolute BALL.

reginagiraffe.bsky.social•96 days ago

I was thinking the same thing. The wood carver must have had a steady income for a decade!

fatbird.bsky.social•94 days ago

Look at the listing just to see the kitchen table.

How come Zillow listings never have floorplans?

docrods.bsky.social•96 days ago

I’ve just got a migraine from looking at that… thing .

carolineratner.bsky.social•99 days ago

Looks like it’s made of LEGO.

katebattrick.bsky.social•99 days ago

Looks like Legoland

jenbren.bsky.social•99 days ago

Is this...... Troy McLure's house?

rosamundi.bsky.social•99 days ago

Bournemouth hospital has a roof that colour. It's supposed to stop the seagulls shitting on it.

girlracer.bsky.social•99 days ago

Reassuring they couldn’t resist a few fridge magnets.

permaconfused.bsky.social•99 days ago

Oh my God.

paulframe85.bsky.social•99 days ago

It is breathtaking

permaconfused.bsky.social•99 days ago

Literally. Stuff. Everywhere. It's suffocating.

drpaddysmith.bsky.social•99 days ago

That looks like a nightmare William Burges might've had after eating a heavy dinner of cheese and glowsticks

freetrader76.bsky.social•99 days ago

@katewagner.bsky.social McMansion Hell candidate?

perditamcleod.bsky.social•99 days ago

Looking at those pictures has given me a panic attack.

martinbell.bsky.social•99 days ago

Who said you can't buy class?

stevem2k.bsky.social•99 days ago

The 'Keep Calm and Carry On' cushion was a particularly nice touch.

skerret.bsky.social•99 days ago

If I’m paying $25m for a house I sure as hell hope it has a Fart Zone in it.

decdub.bsky.social•99 days ago

If you have $25 mill to spend, everywhere you want to is a fart zone 🤷‍♂️

mattwest72.bsky.social•96 days ago

That should flood up a treat in hurricane season

kikkoman.bsky.social•96 days ago

Imagine getting ready in the morning and then stepping outside out of context like

bonobobananas.bsky.social•99 days ago

Also. The roof reminds me of the No Homers Simpsons episode where they paint the (hospital?) blue 😆

bonobobananas.bsky.social•99 days ago

Oh my word. Scroll down and then you hit the inside and 👀👀👀👀

polyhymnia.bsky.social•99 days ago

The SLIDE!!

grumpyben.bsky.social•96 days ago

Cheerful though.

happytoast.bsky.social•99 days ago

it's a bit busy

cougie.bsky.social•99 days ago

Just a tad !

fatwelshbuddha.bsky.social•99 days ago

and that swimming pool! FFS

cougie.bsky.social•99 days ago

Couldn't even have a plain pool!

jesseltaylor.bsky.social•96 days ago

why did my nose start bleeding the second the interior pictures popped up

helenlouisebrown.bsky.social•99 days ago

Wow wee!

hindchristopher.bsky.social•99 days ago

Can't stand it when real estate agents put all that generic bland stuff in to try to shift it.

decdub.bsky.social•99 days ago

When your ADHD takes over the interior decorating

martynwaites.bsky.social•97 days ago

That’s the campest survivalist compound I’ve ever seen.

vikki-emma.bsky.social•99 days ago

It's not a home to have a hangover in, but I want that dining table!

tweet-by-sea.bsky.social•99 days ago

The viking longboat dining table in the kitchen, the in-house pharmacy (66)...

jayalltheems.bsky.social•98 days ago

I also thought that was an astonishing/horrifying medicine cabinet, but it's paints and glazes for the pottery studio (67/68/69)

dontbedaft.bsky.social•99 days ago

I actually don’t mind it…

bonobobananas.bsky.social•99 days ago

Have you seen the inside…

dontbedaft.bsky.social•99 days ago

Yeah! It’s a visual assault (understatement) BUT I prefer it to a lot of the soulless bland photos you often see on these listings. I would not live in it but I was at least entertained scrolling through the photos hahahaha

lauowolf.bsky.social•96 days ago

I could happily loot a couple dozen things from it
But the whole ensemble is just, wow

bonobobananas.bsky.social•99 days ago

Well yes, it was indeed entertaining. No wonder some of the Septics go on a gun rampage though. With that kind of sensory overload I think I’d be packing an AK47 and heading for the local mall in double time 👀

jayalltheems.bsky.social•98 days ago

No need to hurt anyone, you can take out your aggression on the plumbing with the shotgun toilet plunger.

dontbedaft.bsky.social•98 days ago

Shooting yourself up the arse with the shotgun plunger to own the libs

dontbedaft.bsky.social•99 days ago

And even besides the interior I bet all the neighbours are the most odious arseholes imaginable as well

peteyjlawson.bsky.social•99 days ago

No idea why they'd want to leave...

cougie.bsky.social•99 days ago

Can we please bring back through the keyhole?

WHO lives in a house like this ?

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