Now that we won we get Maine, Michigan and Washington state, as was previously agreed - ThreadSky

mightygodking.com • 1 day ago

Now that we won we get Maine, Michigan and Washington state, as was previously agreed

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ragnell.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't take the blue states. You can have Montana, Alaska and Maine.

mightygodking.com•1 day ago

We'll take Alaska instead of Washington but Montana is a no-go, we don't want those freaks

malakim2099.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now that Noem is gone, could we interest you in at least acquiring the Dakotas?

ragnell.bsky.social•1 day ago

We'll keep Montana only if you take Maine.

blufalc.bsky.social•1 day ago

They don't want red states

ragnell.bsky.social•20 hours ago

We're only giving away red states.

blufalc.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Canada doesn't want red states. Only Russia does.

ragnell.bsky.social•3 hours ago

No one wants red states, that is the point

madison8.bsky.social•1 day ago

California was my understanding of the negotiations. You’re pulling a trump.

ziggyknot.bsky.social•1 day ago

And if the Prime Minister of the Unied States wants to come to the induction ceremony, we can probably work something out for a Felon crossing the border

paulmadsen.bsky.social•1 day ago

Negotiations are underway to swap Puerto Rico in.

mslo919.bsky.social•1 day ago

Minnesota is right there next to you.

barbccj.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Take the Mitten (michigan)

naoya250.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oregon and Cali as well

yraceauntie.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Oh praise be, I’m in there 🙏🏼🙏🏼

crispymainer.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mainers are in 🤚

mlmartello.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please take Michigan! At least the Upper Peninsula, and I’ll go back!

rustygrace62.bsky.social•1 day ago

Washington and Oregon are a bonded pair and should go together. 🤝🫶

hectoroftroy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please take Massachusetts too. It was the same as Maine until 1820, when for reasons that still hurt Maine left.

pogmothoin.us•20 hours ago

I, for one, welcome my new maple syrup overlords!

jimintomystery.bsky.social•1 day ago

You can have Michigan, but we're keeping the lake.

randy-raccoon.bsky.social•1 day ago

Michigander here. Nah we're taking it with us. So long, losers 🇨🇦

robinwaytogotiger.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wait- I thought Minnesota was also in there-which now is known as South Manitoba....I could be wrong...

momofanangel.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes 👏

sammij1.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Please wait for me to move up to one of those

kwcoachterry.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't forget Minnesota.

tjane64.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes, please!

mrsholden2019.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm on WA! Yes... Please take us!

kristyweg.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nevada is game. Pick us too! 👋😁

sfdave49.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Should add California too

oregon-rain.bsky.social•1 day ago

AND OREGON!!!!!

blufalc.bsky.social•1 day ago

Delaware is ready to join you

tippedbeaker.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes! Can we bring Oregon too?

rosebonecrone.bsky.social•1 day ago

Minnesota!! Minnesota too

beckymay74.bsky.social•1 day ago

If Canada takes Maine, I'm moving back

dkvande.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please take us too in NY!!!

amya315.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’d appreciate it if you could take NY as well. Thanks.

lindserb.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hold on, let me move to Maine first.

pbb56.bsky.social•1 day ago

Let's just make it all the states north of the Mason Dixon line join Canada as a new province.

pbb56.bsky.social•1 day ago

The rest will be invaded and taken over by Mexico.

daemienmoo.bsky.social•1 day ago

As Mayor of Capitol Hill, Seattle, I'm down! Pretty sure almost everyone on the West side of the Cascades would concur!

guyfox.bsky.social•1 day ago

Michigan is pretty good but any chance of trading it and a 3rd round pick for Hawaii?

bbcrankyb4covfefe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Take NJ, please. Pretty please....

docsuedvm.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can you extend that to include Illinois, please? We’re probably going to get eliminated by the new fuhrer

naomiroserand.bsky.social•19 hours ago

please take ny.

outspokenauntie.bsky.social•12 hours ago

This Michigander is down for that.

rmeredith.bsky.social•1 day ago

HellOOOO from Washington! ❤️

candidgamera.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can I interest you in a gently used West Virginia? No?

mothergoose104.bsky.social•1 day ago

How about Colorado?

copious-catnip.bsky.social•1 day ago

Could I interest you in Massachusetts? We're wicked smaht and it'd be nice to not pick up the tab for red states all the time

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