This has to be the most absurd opinion piece ever published by The New York Times. Did the NYT intentionally publish this as a troll piece to drive traffic? Having become a laughing stock, NYT closed the comments section. The 1389 comments are worth reading.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/11/opinion/columnists/o-canada-come-join-us.html?unlocked_article_code=1.ok4.hpKr.zw6BuBfCMc0b&smid=url-share