the best deal you can get while black friday shopping is getting hit by a lexus if you see one - ThreadSky

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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social • 90 days ago

the best deal you can get while black friday shopping is getting hit by a lexus if you see one

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Sounds like someone has some plans. I can give you the old power shove into a life of luxury. If you feel yourself backing out, just buy me some Shake Shack afterward.

pasher.bsky.social•90 days ago

Lexus meh Tesla 👍

panasonicdx4500.bsky.social•90 days ago

relax your muscles and make sure to roll over the hood on impact

brian3399.bsky.social•90 days ago

december to remember!

alexebenmeyer.bsky.social•90 days ago

there had better be a big red bow for waiting for me in the icu.

omendreamer.bsky.social•90 days ago

I won't settle for anything less than a BMW.

6to12elbow.bsky.social•90 days ago

I'll accept an Audi. I'm low maintenance

kroutkm.bsky.social•90 days ago

Will the jingle be playing upon impact?

spirolamgian.bsky.social•90 days ago

justinlaurenzi.bsky.social•90 days ago

The Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill, yes.

oldmanslade.bsky.social•90 days ago

Also a good tip for Christmas when all those people in the commercials who get cars as presents are driving around with the giant bows still on blocking their visibility.

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