there is no way a dog could open a stick of butter wrapper so cleanly CASE CLOSE - ThreadSky

darthbluesky.bsky.social • 505 days ago

there is no way a dog could open a stick of butter wrapper so cleanly

CASE CLOSE

Reposted from The Herd House

The crime - theft
The evidence - bite marks
The suspects - usual

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bangtantopia1.bsky.social•505 days ago

Its not pawssible

dru.bsky.social•505 days ago

Facts. Moving on.

apearlma.bsky.social•505 days ago

darth, think this is a case of a thief blaming the dogs...it isn't even human butter!

theherdhouse.bsky.social•505 days ago

ded 😂🏆

mrpieceofwork.bsky.social•505 days ago

Lol

dtwyman.bsky.social•505 days ago

There is no way a dog would not finish the job. Case closed!

richardckeller.bsky.social•505 days ago

If the wrapper is clean, there is no crime scene.

petbugs13.bsky.social•505 days ago

what about three dogs working as a team, darth!!!

a.mckenty.me•505 days ago

Three dogs in a trench coat?

petbugs13.bsky.social•505 days ago

that was their escape plan before they got caught red pawed

geographile.bsky.social•505 days ago

Many years ago my late beloved dog DJ, who like to bury things, buried a 1 lb block of butter deep in my couch. We found it when I slid a hand down there looking for something else. Whoops!

evilginger013.bsky.social•505 days ago

Narrator: And off camera sits a very smug cat, licking butter grease from its paws, and enjoying it immensely.

bookofruthless.bsky.social•505 days ago

Darth, this is the face of a dog who not only took a stick of butter off the counter, but opened the wrapper neatly, licked it clean and left a perfectly flat and pristine wrapper on the floor for us.

meanjeanne.bsky.social•505 days ago

You’d be amazed at how delicate they can be with teeth.

howdini.bsky.social•505 days ago

Fangs are surgically precise instruments

strngwys.bsky.social•505 days ago

Dogs don’t have thumbs!

gyp5y.bsky.social•505 days ago

Also wouldn't leave any evidence. Mine wouldn't even leave the wrapper.

strngwys.bsky.social•505 days ago

Criminal mastermind

gyp5y.bsky.social•505 days ago

Aka labrador.

tadd.one•505 days ago

This is what my friend yells at her dog when he steals things like file folders, quilting pieces, carving tools... So it might not be the iron clad defense you're looking for

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