OMG HELP. he does love cats. He would go to the cat cafes... but idk about the cat THEMED cafe..... he def has a secret album........... for his secret stuff..
His Search results increase in frequency and absurdity when his feelings are stronger in both good and bad directions.
i.e. "How to humiliate someone enough so they get the message you hate them so you don't have to murder them slowly" and "Getting him to pine stupidly that he explodes"
I feel like he's victim to the youtube algorithm rabbit hole. He's literally been down so deep that sometimes he gets shit like "you won't believe the secret life of [x]" and he'd watch it and call it tame cause he's seen worse.
"Everything I've learned about this man has been against my will"
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he think he's...
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He prolly has a secret album on his phone or a secret foodie account he runs 🧐✨
Am I gonna die 😟
jack will let u go this time. . .
i.e. "How to humiliate someone enough so they get the message you hate them so you don't have to murder them slowly" and "Getting him to pine stupidly that he explodes"
"Everything I've learned about this man has been against my will"
The only thing that's consistently accurate to his interests are the ads that keep trying to sell him hair products.
or, possibly, *with*