if math is real then how is it that I was born in 1986 yet I'm only 23? explain that, scientists - ThreadSky

pfrazee.com • 652 days ago

if math is real then how is it that I was born in 1986 yet I'm only 23? explain that, scientists

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businessdonkey.bsky.social•652 days ago

You're trapped in a Justin Timberlake movie riddled with conceptual problems, I reckon.

bory.bsky.social•652 days ago

It's called denial

bnb.im•652 days ago

the river in Egypt?

bory.bsky.social•652 days ago

That's the one!

jeanniel.bsky.social•652 days ago

The same way I was born in 1965 but am presently 32. Same phenomena.

pfrazee.com•652 days ago

it's crazy how nature do that

aetiology.bsky.social•652 days ago

When you're past like 45 you legitimately forget which birthday it is anyway so I guess I'm just 45 forever. Math can suck it.

liane.bsky.social•652 days ago

I’ve started telling people I’m 47. I forgot I’m only 46.

liane.bsky.social•652 days ago

“only”

pfrazee.com•652 days ago

oh I'm already there. I had to run the numbers the other day

bshirley.shirl.com•652 days ago

I started learning people’s birth years decades ago. That value doesn’t change!

So when I say, my mom’s ‘42, that’s not her age. #oldman

philplait.bsky.social•652 days ago

This is why I use Mars years

cyanbane.com•652 days ago

This a million times. I am now just 42. Have been for a while, will be for a while...

aetiology.bsky.social•652 days ago

42 is a good one to stick with.

semitext.xyz•652 days ago

"math is just vibes" -Georg Cantor

mondial.h2h.de•652 days ago

your excel macro for time calculations is broken. again.

mondial.h2h.de•652 days ago

This is a good moment to say this story is true and it still blows my mind: https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/6/21355674/human-genes-rename-microsoft-excel-misreading-dates

mondial.h2h.de•652 days ago

also the posting of links (preview/card) and the cropping of images is broken. ha.

ikepigott.com•652 days ago

Damn, I started college in ‘86.

apf.bsky.social•652 days ago

that can't be right. I was born in 1986 and am 21

hillelwayne.com•652 days ago

Y2K error, mostly

martinmoore.bsky.social•652 days ago

🤣

mpchlets.bsky.social•652 days ago

Math hasn't been real since they introduced zero as a concept

jasonluthor.com•652 days ago

How can nothing exist? There always has to be something! #zeroisntreal

nutty.land•652 days ago

I was born in ‘76 and I have to say I’m really enjoying my 30s, it’s fine.

mackuba.eu•652 days ago

You're 24 or 25 actually if I'm counting correctly (0x) 🙃

k1m.bsky.social•652 days ago

I have forgotten what my age is so I just agree when someone is like “you’re 22 right?”

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah.

themckenziest.gay•652 days ago

1985 and I stopped counting at 28 🫡

stanbaptista.bsky.social•652 days ago

Well, it’s 2009. What’s the problem?

webrat.io•652 days ago

Such a young whippersnapper.

db-user.bsky.social•652 days ago

Did you asked chatGPT to calculate your age again?

dattil.io•652 days ago

Sir I have bad news, and more bad news

pfrazee.com•652 days ago

which I shall refuse to hear

dattil.io•652 days ago

Only winning move is not to play

synchroni.city•652 days ago

If it helps I was born in 1986 and have been 50 for most of my life.

blowdart.me•652 days ago

Hatchlings age at a different rate to real humans

gridlockbrained.gay•652 days ago

the nile river contains many mysteries beyond the comprehension of mere mortals

pfrazee.com•652 days ago

like fish and snakes and stuff

gridlockbrained.gay•652 days ago

seriously. ask a science person on here to actually define "fish" for you some time. they CAN'T!

foe.bsky.social•652 days ago

Wow, we have a lot in common. We are both 23.

nd4668.bsky.social•652 days ago

1987 and 25 here

annadistracted.bsky.social•652 days ago

No this makes sense. I was born in 1984 and everyone is either exactly my age or a baby.

adriennebarnes.bsky.social•652 days ago

I said this just the other day. I can't tell if they're 15 or 25, but either way they're a baby.

pfrazee.com•652 days ago

right exactly, checkmate scientists

hexcraft.bsky.social•652 days ago

i stopped looking at the calendar around 2005 so it all checks out

snarfed.org•652 days ago

is math science tho

jasonluthor.com•652 days ago

I believe Einstein explained this, stating that time is relative to your frame of reference. So I am also 23.

cailin.dev•652 days ago

If it makes you feel better it makes me feel better knowing I'm only 6 years older than you.

cailin.dev•652 days ago

In the sense that I'm 29, not 43 >_>

mintii.bsky.social•652 days ago

Scientist have been collecting samples to study how listening to Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyes Peas may hinder the ability to age.
Nothing is too conclusive just yet.

michaelbrooks.co.uk•652 days ago

You’re not real!

bobsondugnutt.bsky.social•652 days ago

🤝

noudles.bsky.social•651 days ago

Highest of fives from another 1986 kid! ✋🏽

ihaverobots.com•652 days ago

Magic Numbers.

chrissychoe.bsky.social•652 days ago

Science is an illusion

handle.invalid•652 days ago

Hah, it’s so simple — math doesn’t matter!
I’m 23 for many years, and that’s the eternal magic of 23 and also Justified and Ancient of Mu-Mu! 😺

chrisp.bsky.social•652 days ago

magnets 🧲

rejectionking.bsky.social•652 days ago

jasonluthor.com•652 days ago

"Tell me, doctor
Where are we going this time?
Is this the fifties?
Or nineteen ninety-nine?"

Oh gods. 1999 was the future in this song.

filmgirl.bsky.social•652 days ago

I mean, I am actually 29 forever and it’s not a bit. I’m just always 29.

bari.bsky.social•652 days ago

I’m 29, yet also old enough to be your mother.

bazurk.com•652 days ago

I don't believe in Science. I went to the doc and he told me I had 3 months to live. I asked for a second opinion and he said "Okay, your ugly too".

No Respect.

confusatron.bsky.social•652 days ago

Looking into it

hans.bsky.social•652 days ago

thesharkqueen.com•652 days ago

Nods as I shove my 22-yr-old daughter behind the curtain…😬

morar.bsky.social•652 days ago

86 was a good year, but you must be wrong because I was born that same year and I am precisely 25

bitdizzy.bsky.social•652 days ago

Sunlight is what ages you, PROGRAMMER

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