Happy 31st birthday to #Doom (1993)! 🎁 Here's your reminder that the Doom Marine (commonly, but not canonically known as 'Doom Guy') is meant to be YOU, the player; so male, female or whatever you may be. ☺️ - ThreadSky

bhaalspawn.bsky.social • 90 days ago

Happy 31st birthday to #Doom (1993)! 🎁

Here's your reminder that the Doom Marine (commonly, but not canonically known as 'Doom Guy') is meant to be YOU, the player; so male, female or whatever you may be. ☺️

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nomenluni.bsky.social•90 days ago

I've been waiting patiently all morning for this. Happy XXXI Anniversary, Doom.

matneee.bsky.social•90 days ago

DISCO PINKY CELEBRATION! WOO!!😍🕺🏼
I'm assuming they observe this as a religious festival in your culture.
Do you go into work specifically to exercise your right to chase people round the mazelike cubicles, brandishing ceremonial chainsaws and gatlin guns?
Is that one boss battle truly satisfying?

bhaalspawn.bsky.social•90 days ago

At least now I have an excuse as to why I'm doing that!

matneee.bsky.social•90 days ago

If you go for the knees I think it counts as Corporate Downsizing.

andrewmichael.bsky.social•90 days ago

I know that's what they originally said, but the face at the bottom always looked more masc than fem to me.

nomenluni.bsky.social•90 days ago

That's easily fixed. 🤣

andrewmichael.bsky.social•90 days ago

*perfection*

bhaalspawn.bsky.social•90 days ago

Oh, it's just akin to a counter in monopoly. I mean, you're not actually a dog or top hat in that game. 😉

nomenluni.bsky.social•90 days ago

A pity. I always wanted to be a capitalist steam iron.

andrewmichael.bsky.social•90 days ago

WHAT?!
I'M NOT AN ACTUAL DOGGY WHEN I PLAY MONOPOLY?!?!

...

🥺

bhaalspawn.bsky.social•90 days ago

I’m sorry. Nor a boot! What else is there… dog, hat, boot….?

displaced.co.uk•90 days ago

I’ve never read the novels, so now I’m wondering what name they gave him. Sure wasn’t ‘Chris’.

Dave McDoom? Butch Demonson? Rock McMarsface?

(*descends into quoting that bit from MST3K… “Blast Hardcheese!”*)

displaced.co.uk•90 days ago

*snort*

https://youtu.be/RFHlJ2voJHY?feature=shared

bhaalspawn.bsky.social•90 days ago

Shooty McShootface? Max Von Muscleman?